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[Raisedbywolves]

Functions are dreaded parts of math.

 

[tree]

Math is scary or boring for some people.

 

[Butterfly88]

People can be crazy sometimes.

 

[Raisedbywolves]

Sometimes is not very often

 

[tree]

Often, Melanie watched the tide come in and
thought how much larger the ocean was than
her bathtub, and how much more interesting.

 

[Raisedbywolves]

Interesting people have unusual attributes

 

[tree]

Attributes of the willfully arcane may include chicanery, narcissism, or pedantry,
concluded Madge after studying the topic for a year and a half.

 

[Butterfly88]

Half and half

 

[tree]

Half the time she watched the tide come in and
half the time she watched it go back out.

 

[Raisedbywolves]

Out there is a jar of jelly.

 

[tree]

Jelly washed up on the shore last night and it was a strange
thing to see, thought Melanie; not jellyfish: just jar after jar
of grape jelly littering the beach, as far as the eye could see.

 

[Raisedbywolves]

See that stick? It's actually a telephone.

 

[tree]

Telephone in hand, Melanie immediately called in a report to the
Department of Natural Resources.

 

[Raisedbywolves]

Resources are for conserving, not blasting to smitherines!

 

[tree]

Smitherines (an alternative spelling of the familiar 'smithereens')
is what the jars of jelly will be dashed to when the next
herd of centaurs come galloping along.

 

[Butterfly88]

Along the way

 

[tree]

"Way, far away," sang the mermaid chorus, " so very far away."

 

[Jeremiah]

Away with the poetry!

 

[Butterfly88]

Poetry slam

 

[tree]

Slam dunk.