WHAT'S NEXT?

[tree]

Certain human characteristics, such as the
ability to laugh or to feel shame, are considered
[by some people] to be quintessentially human,
but may not be unique to the species.

 

[metalminx24]

The species is not yet extinct only because of Health and Safety goons protecting the idiots.

 

[tree]

The idiots I worked with at the Activity Center
knew how to dress themselves, go to the
bathroom on their own, feed themselves, and
load the dishwasher.

 

[metalminx24]

The dishwasher is an appliance I do not possess. My kitchen is too tiny for such luxuries.

(Idiots don't go to activity centres, they go on reality TV shows!!)

 

[tree]

TV shows that I used to watch
are Mr. Rogers, Reading Rainbow,
Square One, and Sesame Street.

 

[Flinty]

Sesame Street had a Canadian spin-off called Sesame Park in the 1990s, which included a kitten named Chaos.

 

[zurb]

Chaos was the enemy organisation in the TV programme 'Get Smart'.

 

[metalminx24]

Smart cars are really impractical.

 

[tree]

Impractical, illogical, implausible, and
impossible ideas are frequently the standard
topics in cinematic fantasies.

 

[Flinty]

Cinematic fantasies do not do as well at the box office as people think they do.

 

[tree]

Do you think you can help me find my crochet hook ?

 

[metalminx24]

Hook could've thought of a more imaginative name for himself. Perhaps Helping Hand Herbert. Maybe he would've been less hated by everyone other than Smee...which is also a pretty silly name.

 

[tree]

Name that tune.

 

[metalminx24]

That tune has been in my head all day. One man went to mow...

 

[tree]

To mow the grass, first regard the
lawn mower as a dangerous tool; or
as the man who gave the instructions
to the new hires said: "It's a lawn mowah.
Yuh gotta respect it."

 

[Flinty]

It puts the lotion on its skin.

 

[tree]

On its skin danced jewels
or what seemed to be jewels.

 

[metalminx24]

Jewels are the seeds of pomegranates. I find that the ratio of faff to flavour means I rarely bother.

 

[tree]

Bother, said Pooh.

 

[metalminx24]

Pooh sticks was a decent game as a child, although I did worry that if too many people played the river would become blocked and the fish would be unhappy.