WHAT'S NEXT?

[tree]

Delicious is the definition the king wanted
to put in his dictionary but nobody seemed
to know what it meant so he ordered an
inquiry be held throughout the kingdom.

 

[Vinca]

Throughout the kingdom everyone slept peacefully

 

[tree]

Everyone slept peacefully, except for
the mice on the night shift.

 

[Vinca]

The night shift is the time when night is shifted out of the way.

 

[Zames]

the way to the heart is via the stomach.

 

[Vinca]

The stomach has acid in it

 

[Flinty]

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

 

[Zames]

skin hides our bones

 

[Judge]

"Bones" was the doctor's nickname.

 

[tree]

The doctor's nickname was "Doc"
because nobody could say his given
name and keep a straight face.

 

[Zames]

a straight face is often required to maintain moments of decorum.

 

[tree]

'Decorum' could be the name Procol Harum
uses in an alternate universe.

 

[Zames]

an alternate universe sounds idyllic right now.

 

[tree]

Right now I am thinking about marshmallows.

 

[alispie93]

Marshmallows are just small edible pillows.

 

[tree]

Pillows sometimes have tags.

 

[Flinty]

Tags were my bane on the playground.

 

[alispie93]

Playground activities aren't just for kids.

 

[tree]

Kids are the offspring of a male and
a female goat.

 

[Zames]

A female goat walked into a bar.