WHERE DID...

[wadorama]

In the loo like everyone else.

Where did I leave my next dated reference?

 

[Butterfly88]

On the sofa in your grandmother's house.

Where did my childhood friend end up?

 

[Flinty]

Professionally lawn bowling in Bermuda, the only place you can lawn bowl professionally.

Where did the pardoned turkeys end up?

 

[Butterfly88]

In Trump's stomach

Where did my motivation to do things go?

 

[Sabrina]

It went up in a hot air balloon, and is now waiting for your signal to come back.

Where did the other hot air balloons land?

 

[Flinty]

24 Sussex Drive, Ottawa

Where did the basket of saskatoons go?

 

[Sabrina]

It ended up next to a bucket of beach grapes.
Where did you find those bamboo sticks?

 

[Butterfly88]

In the panda exhibit at the National Zoo.

Where did George Washington live?

 

[Flinty]

On the...nickel, is it?

Where did the Red River meet the Red River?

 

[tree]

Near the border.

Where did Red Ryder play Red Rover?

 

[Flinty]

Lynn Lake.

Where did the track repair materials for the Bay Line go?

 

[Butterfly88]

A corrupt politician is probably responsible for their disappearance.

Where did my original wacky childhood psychiatrist end up?

 

[Sabrina]

In an artist comune.
Where did God come from?

 

[Butterfly88]

He created himself.
Where did my tofu turkey go?

 

[tree]

It's hiding under the nutritional yeast gravy next to the basmati rice pilaf.

Where did the 18 turkeys I saw walking across the road earlier this week come from?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Someone stole my turkeys!

Where did most of my household items go?

 

[Flinty]

Dr. House had to use them to cure a patient.

Where did someone at Macy's come up with the idea that Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers were still relevant?

 

[Butterfly88]

They entered a time warp where they saw the Power Rangers but didn't realize they were in a time warp.

Where that the high school band from Alaska get the money to fly to New York City to perform in the parade?

 

[wadorama]

Sarah Palin called in a favor.

Where did Butterfly88 leave the "did" that was supposed to be after the "where"?

 

[Flinty]

She forgot to remove it from her Thanksgiving turkey.

Where did Turkey come up with 4 women that are actually competent at curling?