WHERE DID...

[tree]

The first bicycle originated in a laboratory where
researchers were attempting to facilitate mitosis
among unicycles.

Where did Pop Corn meet Mom Corn?

 

[Butterfly88]

In the corn maze.

Where did the idea for Twitter come from?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

my bum.

Where did fridgemagnetman go?

 

[WildCat]

On the top of the fridge, not the front where he belongs. OOPS!

Where did all the cowboys go?

 

[tree]

Some of them went looking for the cowgirls.
The rest of them didn't.

Where did the fire go after it went out?

 

[Loren]

To the fire-dance.

Where did spring-water initially get bottled?

 

[PL99]

At the pump.

Where did the maelstrom go during the drought?

 

[Butterfly88]

Cuba

Where did I leave my cellphone?

 

[tree]

If you'd buy another and then call yourself, once
you recover the lost phone, you'd have one for each hand,
assuming you are in hearing range of your ringtone.

Where did the elephant tap dance?

 

[PL99]

There is an old movie my grandma has and it's a cartoon. I don't remember the name.
People got pointy heads I think and somebody sings about an elephant tap dancing. Maybe
on a the roof.

Where did gophers dig really great holes?

 

[sidd851]

In a book by Louis Sachar.

Where did you look last for the thing that you didn't lose?

 

[PL99]

On the floor, but it wasn't there.

Where did yesterday go?

 

[tree]

Into the non-existant past, to be recalled by those who live in the world of imaginary things.

Where did all the hacky-sack players end up after Labor Day?

 

[Loren]

Asleep in your yard, as the result of all the food and spirits they consumed

Where did all the flowers go?

 

[invisibility003]

Aliens invaded the earth overnight and only agreed to go back to their home planet when we offered them three quarters of the world's entire flower population to re-grow in their planet Zombardgea.

Where did the running rabbit run to?

 

[tree]

Over there.

Where did the eraser go when it was done cleaning up your mistakes?

 

[invisibility003]

It grew legs and arms and swam to Antarctica, where it was adopted by Emperor penguins.

Where did Santa's beard disappear to?

 

[Butterfly88]

The tooth fairy chopped it off because Santa has bad dental hygiene.

Where did the term corned beef come from if it's usually eaten with cabbage and not corn?

 

[PL99]

From the way the meat is processed.

Where did you go?

 

[Loren]

Into a trance

Where did the word bungalow originate?