Tom

Tom · Aug 29, 2018

Gold, gold, lovely gold. Wish I had a big pile of gold.

Tom · Aug 27, 2018

Back in the U.S Back in the U.S Back in the U.S.S.R

Tom · Aug 24, 2018

The late Devonian mass extinction still upsets me. Poor old Trilobites.

Tom · Aug 23, 2018

In big families only the oldest kid was guarenteed fresh bath water.

Tom · Aug 15, 2018

Hey Ho we were the dorks of yore. Our Saturday Night Fever was staying up all night playing D&D.

Tom · Aug 11, 2018

My pappy said, "Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin' If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln."

Tom · Aug 10, 2018

To be at peace in the universe treat everyone like they owe you money.

Tom · Aug 9, 2018

Only 138 days till Christmas

Tom · Aug 6, 2018

That guy over there is Spartacus.

Tom · Aug 2, 2018

I see Spammers

Tom · Jul 25, 2018

Aspies can print their thoughts on a printer just using their mind.

Tom · Jul 24, 2018

Cover both eyes now and read line 5. E H N P S

Tom · Jul 19, 2018

Sometimes I smell the rose, sometimes I feel the thorns. But then 'Ouch!' and I feel like an idiot.

Tom · Jul 18, 2018

Dirt makes a great pet for those wishing to avoid a commitment.

Tom · Jul 16, 2018

No donuts, no survey. Even rats get rewarded in the maze sometimes.

Tom · Jul 16, 2018

The entry point of choice of aliens infiltrating earth is the Bingo Hall.

Tom · Jul 13, 2018

History will date the start of the collaspe of the USA to 1996 when the Federal Tea board was abolished.

Tom · Jul 11, 2018

Chicken factories should be required to have chicken soccer leagues for recreation.

Tom · Jul 10, 2018

We are outnumbered by Robots 4 to 1. But some are hiding now that I caught them.

Tom · Jul 8, 2018

I want to market single use, flushable smiles.

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