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Tom

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  • Tom
    Personally I'd like to see Chickens given a chance at inheriting the earth. They can laugh at us crossing the road for a change.
    Tom
    If you ever kill a Neut, may you have boils inside your eyelids for 82 months.
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    tree
    tree
    Sometimes there are very large ones under logs around here. I didn't know until last year that they lived as long as what they do...
    Crossbreed
    Crossbreed
    What if I have an alibi...?
    Tom
    Tom
    Accidents only result in boils in the left eye for a week.
    Tom
    There are an estimated 117 Million people on the spectrum. Population wise that would make us the 12th largest country on earth.
    M
    mw2530
    That's crazy, like 1/3rd of the total U.S. population
    Tom
    I want a Nathan's Famous Hotdog!!! Make it Two.
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    Tom
    Tom
    I've been looking for a similar place or vender online! Maybe on my next Philly visit. :)
    M
    Mia
    What makes them so special? Are they like really big ballpark franks? I want real southern barbecue ribs and potato salad.
    Tom
    Tom
    They are big, but for me its the big flavor. I don't know exactly what it is about it. I put nothing on it. Just the frank and toasted roll. I've never eaten barbecue sauce or potato salad. Too noisy/squishy taste wise. :D
    Tom
    The truest measure of intelligence is how much you like potato chips. More like = more smarts
    LucyPurrs
    LucyPurrs
    Then Bolletje takes the bag, LOL!
    Tom
    Tom
    But she's European. Does she mean French Fries? I thought the British word for Potato Chips was Crisps.
    M
    Mia
    Lays chips are the best. Crisp and thin and salty.
    Tom
    Walking on fresh cut grass :) Aaahchoo! Oh no, my sneakers are now green!
    Tom
    If 6 inch tall aliens invade, we can fight them with action figure weapons. Just carry several because the plastic can break.
    Crossbreed
    Crossbreed
    My action dudes are all 12(ish) inches tall. They don't need no stinkin' weapons...! (Their wives are even taller.)
    M
    Mia
    I have a pair of heavy clogs that I can wear, until they are all squashed.
    Tom
    "Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?" But most importantly, where are the Mike & Ikes?
    Tom
    I got a Jujube stuck once when we hit a bump in the road while driving. But we were on a long trip and if I suffocated, oh well. :D
    Judge
    Judge
    I see. Yeah, doing the Heimlich maneuver from the back seat could be a tad awkward.
    Tom
    Getting candy stuck up your nose is another valid reason to panic. But it actually isn't life threatening.
    Judge
    Judge
    Well, if it's peppermint I suppose you could use it as an inhaler.

    Or not.
    Tom
    People always say 'Don't Panic!' But I think it is OK if you are being attacked by a giant crab monster.
    Crossbreed
    Crossbreed
    Thanks for the permission. I wasn't sure WHAT I was going to do...! =o
    Tom
    If anyone needs me, I'm playing Bingo with the Triffids.
    M
    Mia
    Keep your eyes covered.
    Tom
    Tom
    Good advice, but I call the numbers. :D
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