Tom

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  Tom

• Jan 7, 2018

Summertime, and the livin' is easy

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  Tom

• Jan 6, 2018

When I die I am going to donate my brain to the zombie soup kitchen.

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  Tom

• Jan 2, 2018

I wonder if anyone has ever made a New Years resolution to be a complete Butthole?

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  Tom

• Jan 2, 2018

I just found out Santa lives in Finland. :O

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  Bolletje

• Dec 31, 2017

Best of luck dealing with angry pickles in 2018!

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  Tom

• Dec 31, 2017

2018 is the year of the Angry Pickle. I think I got that from an obscure upstate tribe. So be careful!

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  Tom

• Dec 30, 2017

Today I am a Robot. Who needs social skills when you can atomize things with glowy red laser eyes.

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  Tom

• Dec 27, 2017

Took in a lost dog Christmas day!

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  Tom

• Dec 25, 2017

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

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  Tom

• Dec 22, 2017

Got Abba stuck in my head: "having the time of your life... See that Merle, cook the beans, diggin' the dancing spleen"

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  Tom

• Dec 21, 2017

My zombie holidays song: Do They Gnaw it Christmas?

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  Tom

• Dec 21, 2017

Do vampires celebrate Christmas?

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  Tom

• Dec 20, 2017

Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamadingdong?

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  Tom

• Dec 19, 2017

What evil lurks under that pile of stuff in your closet?

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  Tom

• Dec 18, 2017

"We are the goon squad And we're coming to town Beep-beep"

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  Tom

• Dec 15, 2017

Santa's database is ripe for hacking.

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  Tom

• Dec 13, 2017

If you put all the holiday Santas together, would factions develop? Would fights break out?

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  Tom

• Dec 12, 2017

How many Santas are there? Is the population growing or shrinking?

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  Tom

• Dec 7, 2017

Today's news: The Alien Invasion has been postponed due to a strike by the Intergalactic Attack Fleet Union.

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  Tom

• Dec 6, 2017

Today's good news is: I am almost certain no one will be eaten by cannibals