Tom

Tom · May 13, 2016

It's Friday the 13th and I took apart the lawn mower carburetor, and put it back together and... it runs!

Tom · May 13, 2016

Real Goths drink black food coloring before giving urine samples

Tom · May 12, 2016

I'm so poor I can only change 1 sock per day.

Tom · May 9, 2016

Wrong paint. Mower won't start. Taking the dogs for a walk and gonna try molding. Molding your my only hope.

Tom · May 8, 2016

Godzilla never got to play in a pile of leaves.

Tom · Apr 30, 2016

Ma! Those girls stole our toilet paper!

Tom · Apr 29, 2016

Cows should be seen and not herd.

Tom · Apr 28, 2016

Deer Queen of Ingland. Pleese send a new King or Queen if you have extra. P.S. Sory about the Tee.

Tom · Apr 22, 2016

'...Won't you buy him, Take him home and try him, Gorilla for sale...'

Tom · Apr 20, 2016

Ohhhhh.... I got spurrrrs that jingle jangle jingle...

Tom · Apr 16, 2016

I think I will start a aesthetic movement of Aspie devotees dedicated to the improvement of the Neuro-typical condition

Tom · Apr 13, 2016

Dogs can detect if your vacuum cleaner is possessed by demons.

Tom · Apr 7, 2016

Condoms continue to be your best defense against catching the Aspies.

Tom · Apr 1, 2016

Consider 'Baxter's Bag'. It has 40 jellybeans. But when he shakes it vigorously, some fall out of a hole blown in the side. Doofus.

Tom · Apr 1, 2016

Numbers, like stairs, are limited to going in two directions only, up or down. I theorize the existance of Wumbers, which go sideways too.

Tom · Mar 23, 2016

Boning up on my yodeling skills.

Tom · Mar 21, 2016

Things can always be worse. You could have the Y.M.C.A. song stuck in your head.

Tom · Mar 14, 2016

I'd like to do a 'Found Footage' version of Henny Penny.

Tom · Mar 11, 2016

Have you ever wanted to publish a book under the pen name Dr. Horst Vowelwanger?

Tom · Mar 10, 2016

The events of our childhood have profound effects on the rest of our lives.

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