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UberScout

UberScout

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  • UberScout
    WOW! Tarot readings made $28 today! Tough crowd but I got quite a few customers! Mom and Charles were so proud of me, he let me get a d8!
    UberScout
    About to take my tarot cards downtown to try and make some money on the side!
    tree
    tree
    Oh, I didn't know you had that in mind. I thought you were just going to do it for the joy of doing it.
    UberScout
    To gain the trust of a madman, you must first learn to speak his language. Then, and only then, will you triumph over his tongue. - Me
    tree
    tree
    I am reading The Three Christs of Ypsilanti. These guys definitely had idiosyncratic speech.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Yeah, this one kind of came out of nowhere.
    UberScout
    Okay, who is Jason, what happened a century ago and why does he keep saying "worry"?!
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    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    Sorry to hear that. Where is Aloe?
    oregano
    oregano
    @UberScout, I keep telling you that that synthetic weed you keep smoking is messing up your mind. I know that it's the only way you can handle Maddog, but weed can induce schizophrenia-like symptoms or even sometimes cause outright paranoid schizophrenia. I have full blown paranoid schizophrenia and trust me you do NOT want it.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    @Callistemon She's always around. I just have to call on her.
    UberScout
    Update: I just googled the hell out of whatever happened, and it turns out, Maddog may have seen a "Vardoger" of myself. (Google it.)
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    Luca
    Part of me doesn't want to believe in that stuff at all, but it's pretty fascinating. I do, however, believe in spirits.
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    It's interesting. One of my ex-colleagues lives in a historical house that she swears is haunted. She says she never said anything because she didn't want to scare her children but one day her daughter asked, "Can you see him too?" They all agreed that there was nothing scary about this thing, whatever it was, and they all thought it was male.
    Callistemon
    Callistemon
    For those who enjoy a good haunted house story, here's one with time streams and pocket universes, very well shot!

    https://youtu.be/hqE5tMg1tR8
    UberScout
    So....Maddog is saying my spirit came downstairs and said "Did you call me, Sir?"...right BEFORE I MYSELF came down and said THOSE EXACT WOR
    UberScout
    I don't know why you guys think Aloe has "limitations". Ya'll know she's a familiar spirit, right? It's aight tho!
    UberScout
    CHANGE OF PLANS! Starting tomorrow, I'm taking my tarot cards downtown and reading some palms! GEEET YA FORTUNES HERE!
    UberScout
    I'm never going anywhere by myself again. It seems that my place isn't to be part of society. It's to be isolated within four walls.
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    tree
    tree
    How?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Told mom i was walking around downtown, snuck out while maddog was sleeping, came back and mom called saying he wasn't happy about it, maddog challenged me to a game of Jr. Pac Man and we settled it.
    tree
    tree
    Your stepfather requires that you get his approval & permission to leave the house? To the extent that it's * naughty* to go out when he's sleeping and your mom had already said it was ok with her......
    UberScout
    Watching American Dad, episode "The Wondercabinet".... Where Steve learns to astral project. And starts using crystals. Phone on sleep!
    UberScout
    Going through critical anxiety right now!! Somebody please knock me out! I'm handing out baseball bats! Seriously, I will not stop you.
    tree
    tree
    Where's Aloe when you need her?
    UberScout
    UberScout
    Oh, she's always around. She doesn't really retreat anywhere when i dismiss her, she just kinda hangs out. But she knows to help me if she senses it.


    "It's like a little alarm system I have."
    UberScout
    I wish i had a battery for my Tamagotchi... And my Digimon....
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    UberScout
    UberScout
    Get em, Rocky! :P
    Homulilly
    Homulilly
    I miss Tamagotchi, it was such a trend back then! I’m sure mine is still lying around somewhere, but the battery is probably dead after all these years and I don’t feel like replacing it.
    UberScout
    UberScout
    It's actually really easy. Just use a phillips head to unscrew the back and get one of those LR44 watch batteries. Pop it in and your little friend should greet you with a "beeeeeeeep!"
    UberScout
    if only there were someone here who practiced magick. I wouldn't mind a sleeping spell.
    UberScout
    I just want to collapse somewhere.
    Jordy
    Jordy
    Get in a bus and lean against the window, it sounds like sleeping in public outside of your house is safer than inside.
    UberScout
    I am...just....so, so exhausted. So tired. My family won't give me a moment's rest. I can't keep up anymore. I just....
    UberScout
    soimething I could do. I know he's a jerk sometimes, but he's my jerk, and I love him too much to see him suffer like this.
    UberScout
    begging God himself, to make the pain stop. As in, he was in tears praying to God this morning for it to stop hurting. I wish there was
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