Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Butterfly88]

Does anyone know a drama professor we can ask?

 

[Thinx]

Would the theatrical pigeon be at the further end of the spectrum from brain dead zombie pigeons through to animate ordinary pigeons and on to full on diva pigeons with attitude?

 

[tree]

How does that speculation simplify the situation?

 

[Butterfly88]

Isn't life complicated?

 

[tree]

Isn't that magazine out of publication now?

 

[Butterfly88]

Would you like to read a different magazine instead?

 

[Thinx]

What magazine would be useful here, I m thinking Pigeon weekly?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

What do pigeons eat?

 

[Thinx]

Seeds and grain ?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Not turnips?

 

[Thinx]

Turnips are for special occasions aren't they like happy birthday to you?

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Any suggestions for getting all these candles to stick in my turnip?

 

[Thinx]

Could you dig holes with a knife? Guess there's a lot and Yr into high numbers then?

 

[Butterfly88]

Wouldn't it be easier if we just baked magnet man a turnip shaped cake?

 

[tree]

Why repeat history?

 

[Butterfly88]

Since it's magnet man's birthday again shouldn't we bake him a cake every year?

 

[tree]

So, "...baked magnet man a turnip shaped cake?" doesn't
mean mix him in the batter and toss him in the oven?

 

[Butterfly88]

Do I look like a cannibal?

 

[tree]

What are the distinguishing physical characteristics of cannibals?

 

[Thinx]

Teeth with human blood on them?