Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[sidd851]

When one quotes a movie line, is one
quoting the actor/actress, or is one
quoting the writer?

 

[tree]

What about the character?

 

[sidd851]

Isn't the.. I.. wait, What?

 

[tree]

Button, button, who's got the button?

 

[sidd851]

"I'm starving, are we having horse,
tonight, or what?"

 

[tree]

Would you say you are more like
Miles Standish or John Alden, if
those are the given choices?

 

[sidd851]

That's a difficult choice, given each's
prominence; which do you think would be
more becoming?

 

[tree]

Why is it, in response to your questions,
I keep wanting to reply in the voice of
your non-existent Jewish grandmother?

 

[sidd851]

Why is that so gigglishly funny, to me?

 

[tree]

Bubbeleh, you're asking me?

 

[sidd851]

Who else would I ask, if I don't want
all the schmatta?

 

[tree]

So are you telling me that you're not still Facebook friends with
any of those nice boys you met when you were at the casino?

 

[sidd851]

It's been years, since it was asked, tell me,
Has anyone figured out why we park
on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

 

[tree]

What about when the parts of the car fall out on the parkway,
but you're from Boston so nobody knows what "cah pots" are
much less, "a pahk way"?

 

[sidd851]

Isn't that the point where you "pull ovah, and pahp a tahnic-whadduh"?

 

[tree]

Would you?

 

[sidd851]

"Are you asking me to dance?"

 

[pamelaperejil]

Is that you mama?

 

[sidd851]

"Ohhh, mama, can this really be the end?"

 

[pamelaperejil]

Are you reading my mind?