Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[sidd851]

Did you really just send me a link to something by...
Them?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Do you have a problem accepting Jesus into your life?

 

[sidd851]

Is it that obvious?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Not unrelatedly, did you know armpit hair styling is now a thing?

 

[sidd851]

Do you mean like arranging it on construction paper with elmer's glue?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Do you mean to say you've never seen braided glitter armpit hair?

 

[sidd851]

Where can I go to have mine corn-rowed,
or mohawked?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Wouldn't you prefer something more seasonal, like a pumpkin design?

 

[sidd851]

Is there going to be paper-mache'?

 

[Thinx]

How comfortable would underarm papier-maché be?

 

[Ezra]

You mean Under Armour made of papier-maché?

 

[Thinx]

Would that not melt when you sweat?

 

[Ezra]

Would that be a bad thing?

 

[Butterfly88]

Doesn't sweating serve a purpose though?

 

[tree]

What would have to take place for sweat to become aware of a purpose and then work toward a goal?

 

[Myway]

Why does this just sound bad to me?

 

[sidd851]

Aren't there some Stephen King
short stories that illustrate a few
of the dangers involving
sentient liquids?

 

[Butterfly88]

What are the names of these stories?

 

[sidd851]

Would you be upset if I could only
remember the collections' names,
such as "Night Shift", or
"Skeleton Crew"?

 

[tree]

Is that the sum total of what you recall and the reason
all your spoken and written communications from now on
will feature only the words used in those two collected
works?