Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[tree]

Can they tesser?

 

[sidd851]

I didn't previously know that word;
Do you often inspire investigative
jaunts in others?

 

[tree]

How would I know?

 

[sidd851]

Perhaps an investigative jaunt might
provide insight into this phenomenon,
or lack thereof,
don't you think?

 

[Butterfly88]

Would you like to borrow my dictionary?

 

[sidd851]

In which language is it written?

 

[Butterfly88]

Which dictionary would you like to borrow?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Do you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

 

[sidd851]

Have you ever actually gotten anyone,
with that one?

 

[tree]

What would she do with them after she got them?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Why do people always have to choose between having the caking and eating it too: how can you eat the cake if you don't have it first?

 

[tree]

So you're saying you're a cannibal?

 

[sidd851]

Have you never eaten "long-pig"?

 

[pamelaperejil]

How come you two are so adroit at using cannibalist terminology?

 

[sidd851]

Did you just ask how I met the Donners?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Did you know the majority of those who survived the Donner Party were women (or...reasons why it pays to keep a little junk in the trunk, evolutionarily speaking)?

 

[sidd851]

But...
Did you save me any cake?

 

[pamelaperejil]

"Save" cake... do you not know me?

Spoiler

Speaking of cannibalism, did you know that the human toe from this bar's signature "toe cocktail" has been stolen?

Human toe used for cocktail at Canadian bar is stolen

 

[sidd851]

Say, didn't that nice Mrs. Antoinette
offer us some cake?

 

[pamelaperejil]

Why are you so fixated on cake?