Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Neia]

Did you know that I read that as "Do dogs really need to wear vets..."?

 

[AuAL]

Is it true that some vets find some dogs very wearing?

 

[Neia]

Aren't cats even wearier?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you suggesting that people should wear cats?

 

[Neia]

Don't cat owners already wear their discarded fur?

 

[TBRS1]

But wouldn't an entire cat be too wiggly to wear safely, without embarrassment?

 

[Neia]

Shouldn't one be more worried about the feet full of sharp needle-like things?

 

[TBRS1]

Can you imagine those on your sensitive underarm skin, or a scrunching up about the neck?

 

[Neia]

And what about the overall grouchyness of such wearables?

 

[tree]

Who could really blame a live animal for not volunteering
to serve as an article of adornment for some person?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever heard of face mites?

 

[tree]

Aren't mites in it for their own personal gain, not
as symbiotic pals?

 

[TBRS1]

When was the last time you discussed ethics, morality, and aesthetics with the creatures inhabiting your pores?

 

[tree]

Don't you find that sort of discussion is better handled telepathically?

 

[TBRS1]

If face mites are capable of telepathy, what else might they be able to do that we can't even imagine?

 

[tree]

Why not ask them?

 

[Neia]

Just thinking of Ratatouille... would you really want to know what telepathic mites can do?

 

[TBRS1]

Is there a polite way to ask "Hey! Can you do anything interesting?"?

 

[Neia]

Wouldn't you be afraid of the possible reply?

 

[tree]

What have we to fear?