Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Neia]

Aren't telepathic tiny spider-like bugs scary?

 

[tree]

What could they say that would be scary?

 

[TBRS1]

How about "BOO!"?

 

[Neia]

Are they ghosts?

 

[TBRS1]

Since they can't be ghosts if they are still alive, don't you have to ask if they are dead first?

 

[blue_bird]

How do ghosts move around when they're dead?

 

[Neia]

Do zombies count as ghosts since they're technically dead?

 

[blue_bird]

Why do the dead seem more active than the living?

 

[Neia]

Are they?

 

[blue_bird]

Have you not seen people using phones?

 

[Neia]

Are those zombies?

 

[blue_bird]

They would be living zombies, wouldn't they?

 

[Neia]

Do you mean... Walking Dead?

 

[tree]

Who else thinks the reason the walking dead walk the way they do, might be
because they are experiencing peripheral neuropathy?

 

[Neia]

What kind of walking dead are we talking about?

 

[TBRS1]

Could we be talking about zombies with peripheral neuropathy, or maybe those who experience lower back pain when they get out of bed in the morning?

 

[tree]

Maybe it's both?

 

[Neia]

Do zombies sleep?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever tried to wake one up?

 

[Neia]

Are you joking?