Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[AuAL]

Is a desire for pain a tolerance of it, or an intolerance for the lack of it?

 

[Rodafina]

Do you have a low tolerance for comfort?

 

[AuAL]

Is comfort merely the absence of pain?

 

[Tired]

So when I say, that some bed is comfortable for me, what I'm trying to say, is that it doesn't hurt me?

 

[TBRS1]

Does a bed that doesn't kill you make you stronger?

 

[NDR2]

Would a bed made of stone do that?

 

[TBRS1]

What if it fell on your head while you were tossing and turning due to chronic nightmares?

 

[NDR2]

Would you be strong enough to toss and turn a stone-made bed?

 

[TBRS1]

Are you questioning my awesome power to toss & turn?

 

[Rodafina]

Do you have some objective criteria we can use to assess that power?

 

[TBRS1]

What if you compare it to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79 ad that took out the cities of Pompeii and Herculanium, leaving twisted corpses buried under 6 feet of volcanic ash?

 

[Kitsuna]

But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

Spoiler

 

[TBRS1]

How much do things actually change when no change is readily apparent?

 

[NDR2]

So change is not a dad joke?

 

[TBRS1]

How do you change a dad joke into a good joke, without crossing the line and becoming a bad joke?

 

[Rodafina]

Wouldn't you have to be a bad dad to tell a bad dad joke?

 

[CreatedUnique]

Are there other categories of jokes?

 

[TBRS1]

Has anybody written the definitive taxonomy of jokes, based on quantifiable criteria, that I could refer to?

 

[NDR2]

What kind of jokes?

 

[TBRS1]

In order to respond adequately, wouldn't I need to know the categories in the taxonomy I requested?