Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Rodafina]

You don't want to guess?

 

[TBRS1]

Isn't guessing about important matters like categories for short form humor just as foolish as flipping a coin to decide whether to launch a nuclear preemptive strike, or would that be a somewhat hyperbolic assessment?

 

[Rodafina]

Which of those two questions do you want an answer to?

 

[TBRS1]

Wouldn't saying "That's obviously ridiculously hyperbolic" answer both questions at the same time?

 

[Rodafina]

Do I need to report the murder of two birds by someone with one stone?

 

[TBRS1]

Did you know that in the U.S. it is a federal crime to murder migratory song birds, and that there are harsh punishments to possession of even a single feather?

 

[AuAL]

Migratory song birds I can understand, but why would anyone want to protect a bush turkey?

 

[TBRS1]

Is a "bush turkey" a turkey, a bush, or some mad genetic experiment gone wrong?

 

[tree]

What relation is it to a Jive Turkey?

Spoiler

jive turkey, n. meanings, etymology and more | Oxford English Dictionary

 

[NDR2]

A cool talking turkey?

 

[TBRS1]

Do cool talking turkeys keep you cool by talking about cold things, like frozen French fries?

 

[tree]

When was the last time a frozen French fry spoke to you?

 

[TBRS1]

What language would a French fry speak, what with them not really being French & all...?

 

[tree]

Would it be anything like the sound of the wood that a woodchuck generally chucks?

 

[TBRS1]

Aren't you supposed to chuck the wood AT the woodchuck?

 

[tree]

What would be the point of that?

 

[TBRS1]

Have you ever tried to have an important discussion with a woodchuck, without konking it on the head first?

 

[Rodafina]

Why would a woodchuck talk to anyone who had just konked it on the head?

 

[Neri]

Is chucking wood something woodchucks do, or is it done to them?

 

[TBRS1]

Are we talking about Chuck Wood, the famous accordion player from Toledo, Ohio?