Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Rodafina]

Should we organize a rescue party?

 

[TBRS1]

how can you think of having a party when there's rescuing that needs to be done?

 

[Rodafina]

Would you prefer to just leave the poor screws screwed?

 

[TBRS1]

If we sent them all invitations to the party, and promised chocolate cake and ice cream, could we just save them all there?

 

[NDR2]

Will they last long enough until the day of the party?

 

[TBRS1]

Maybe we can send the cake and ice cream now, to tide them over until the actual rescue?

 

[Rodafina]

Can you send cake and ice cream in the mail?

 

[TBRS1]

You mean without making a terrible mess?

 

[blue_bird]

Who will pay for the postman's laundry bill?

 

[NDR2]

It’s not included in the postage?

 

[Tired]

Can I pay with a pretty smile?

 

[TBRS1]

Exactly how pretty, on a scale from one to ten, is your smile?

 

[Tired]

How pretty does it need to be, so I can actually use it, as a currency?

 

[TBRS1]

Would you say "If I smile, there is a 30% chance that a random stranger will smile back", or would you say " My smile is the reason that the universe constantly hums 'om'"?

 

[tree]

What makes you think it's an *either or* situation?

 

[Rodafina]

Were you thinking it's more or a "neither nor" situation?

 

[TBRS1]

Could it be neither either nor or?

 

[tree]

What difference will it make one way or the other?

 

[Rodafina]

Which way avoids tolls?

 

[Tired]

Did you mean "trolls"?