Answer a QUESTION with a QUESTION

[Rodafina]

Should we take a vote?

 

[TBRS1]

In the current political climate, do you think it is safe to suggest the theft of votes?

 

[NDR2]

Will the thief harm us if we suggest it?

 

[TBRS1]

Why would we EVER suggest to a thief that they harm us?

 

[NDR2]

What if you were in an altered state of consciousness?

 

[Rodafina]

Isn't that a recipe for regret?

 

[TBRS1]

If I'm making regret for 10 people, can I just double the recipe?

 

[Rodafina]

Will that make enough to also have leftovers?

 

[TBRS1]

Do you think people want leftover holiday regrets to take home in a doggy bag?

 

[NDR2]

Would bones be included in it?

 

[TBRS1]

By this time, doesn't everybody know that you don't give the doggy a bone, especially the bones of lasting regret?

 

[Rodafina]

But, wouldn’t it be better for the bones of regret to be crunched up, destroyed, and digested?

 

[TBRS1]

But couldn't a person just as easily tie them up with a pretty ribbon, put them in a box, and send them to that one person who done them wrong all those years ago?

 

[Rodafina]

How much postage do you need for a box of bones these days?

 

[TBRS1]

Since postage is based on size and weight, wouldn't that depend on whether one sends phalanges or femurs?

 

[NDR2]

Would it have to go through Customs?

 

[TBRS1]

Where you come from, is it the custom to dispose of remains buy mailing them somewhere?

 

[Rodafina]

Would it be easier to shoot them into space?

 

[TBRS1]

Did you hear the scandal last year about the dead people who were sold a lunar burial but who ended up being lost in space, much to the delight of the Navajo Nation?

 

[NDR2]

Like the Robinson family?