Ask A Stupid Question...

[Vinca]

Nobody answered Mia's question because no-one knows what a rotunda is, not even Mia and that is part of the reason why she can't create one in her garden.

Why aren't chillies called hotties?

 

[tree]

Chili peppers get their name from
a Nahuatl word 'chilli.' That was their
word for the hot pepper. Their word
for sun (the sun is pretty hot) was
Tonaltzintli.

Why aren't people covered with fur?

 

[Flinty]

We evolved in such a way that it's not necessary.

When will the radio start playing Christmas music?

 

[tree]

As soon as you turn it on, assuming
that the radio is plugged in.

If dogs were ducks, what would cats be?

 

[Vinca]

Confused.

Why is it that leg hair will supposedly grow thicker if shaved but eyebrow hair supposedly won't grow back as thickly if shaved?

 

[tree]

Neither one of those things is true.
http://dailymakeover.com/the-4-biggest-eyebrow-myths-debunked/
http://www.gillettevenus.com/en-us/how-to-shave/hair-removal-methods/girls-shaving-myths-debunked

What color is the wind?

 

[Flinty]

Ask Vanessa Williams.

Why is Facebook allowed to send so many messages to my phone that it would be charged with harassment if it were an individual instead of a corporation?

 

[tree]

The moral of the story
about breaking one stick
compared with a bundle
of sticks: Unity is strength.

Why does Goofy walk on 2 legs,
wear clothing, & speak English,
but Pluto just acts like a dog?

 

[Flinty]

Because Walt Disney only dabbled in genetic engineering.

Why does it have to be such a headache to acquire a passport?

 

[tree]

If passports were issued whenever a person wanted one,
people would be traveling around at such at rate that there
the stability of the continents would be endangered & California
would break away from the mainland. Also, something bad might
happen.

What color were your eyes 2 years before your first birthday?

 

[Butterfly88]

What number comes after 7?

 

[tree]

What number comes after 7 depends on
what you are doing with the number 7.

What color were your eyes 2 years before your first birthday?

 

[Butterfly88]

I meant what numbers comes right after 7.

How many layers are in a 3-layer cake?

 

[tree]

There are three layers of cake in a three layer cake,
2 layers of in-between-ness, plus one under the cake,
and one over the cake, so that adds up to seven.
There are seven layers in a three layer cake.

For my stupid question, I continue to ask, because no one has
answered it yet:
What color were your eyes two years before your first birthday?

 

[Flinty]

I can't answer that because it only matters to a small sect of Americans.

Why do I, a southpaw, prefer to throw Frisbees with my right hand?

 

[tree]

Your left hand is busy with important tasks like
holding the Gatorade.

How many is a mess of grits?

 

[Flinty]

Grits can be counted?

Why did my cell phone provider tell me my contract is over 24 days before it was actually over?

 

[tree]

They wanted to give you time to get used to the idea.

Since they don't have any hands,
how can slugs hold on to balloons
when they are blowing them up?

 

[Myway]

They don't hold the balloon when blowing it up. They put the balloon in their mouth, then take some sticky stuff to hold it there, then they blow as hard as they can.

How many people can actually count to one hundred?

 

[Flinty]

By ones, almost all of them. By counting all the numbers, nobody.

Why are Icy Squares so good?