Banned (The Game)

[CristalViper]

Banned for having a broken Autism-radar!

 

[qwerty]

Banned for smuggling Hannibal Lecter to the site for lunch

 

[tree]

True. Hannibal Lecter is so skinny, there won't be enough of him to go around.
In the meantime, qwerty is banned for hogging all the long pig.

 

[CristalViper]

You're banned for making tree-huggers a thing.

 

[tree]

CrystalViper is banned for harboring a misconception, a flattering one...if the intent is to say that
people feel compelled to hug Tree; a misguided one, if the intent is to say that Tree is branching out
and hugging.

Summarily banned.

 

[CristalViper]

Tree is banned for probably getting post #888 ಠ~ಠ

 

[Vinca]

Hugged for being a tree, er, I mean banned .

 

[CristalViper]

Banned for not being tree and thinking I'm tree.

 

[zurb]

Banned for playing when I'm not here!

 

[Vinca]

Banned for thinking that we are playing a game. This is deadly serious

 

[tree]

Tree is banned for probably getting post #888 ಠ~ಠ

 

[qwerty]

Tree is banned for betting on underground my little pony races

 

[tree]

Odds are 10 to 1 that tree has no experience
figuring probability, but chances are that her
polyhedra dice have come up with the number
correlating to the notation in the manual saying
that You Are BANNED.

So there we are:
qwerty is banned.

 

[zurb]

Banned for not talking to me in the street yesterday.

 

[tree]

"Sheldon: In Papa New Guinea, there's a tribe when a hunter flaunts his success to the rest of the village,
they kill him and drive away evil spirits with a drum made of his skin.
Superstitious nonsense, of course, but one can see their point. "

For flaunting your ability to be in the street and simultaneously be
able to speak, you are banned.

 

[Vinca]

Banned for not including Bazinga in your post.

 

[tree]

• Brazilian biologist Andre Nemesio named the species of Brazilian orchid bee Euglossa bazinga after this catch phrase.
• The Name of a New Bee Species Was Inspired by Sheldon Cooper | Mental Floss
• Because you failed to submit your implied request for Bazinga in a timely telepathic fashion on Wednesday,
• YOU are BANNED.
• Bazinga!
• No, really. YOU are BANNED.
• 

 

[Vinca]

You are banned for using bullet points, those things are sharp and could hurt someone!!!

 

[tree]

For making a pointed reference
you are BANNED.

 

[zurb]

Banned because seven hours are up.