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Banned (The Game)

You are banned. There was a banana skin on the way into this forum. I had suspected this would happen so, yesterday I installed cctv and captured you discarding the unwanted skin of your yellow fruit on the floor because the antelope was asleep in the bin and left no space for your banana skin
 
Banned for framing me by tranquillizing an antelope and placing it in my only banana skin waste disposal receptacle.

But I have jumped bail
and i have cameras too
I plan to put you in jail
for antelope care you have failed
and P.E.T.A now wish to ban you.
 
For using a lame excuse ("my only banana skin waste disposal receptacle"), for unfounded allegations of animal mistreatment, for jumping bail, spying, making threats of an aggressive nature, and claiming to have influence with P.E.T.A., you are
BANNED.
 
Banned for having an imagination. For you are an aspie. Everyone knows aspies don't have any imagination, or know how to make a joke!
 
There are no direct flights from NZ to Ireland, drugged antelopes are banned from Air New Zealand rubbish bins due to customs regulations and besides I believe the forum is hosted in the USA anyway. So I think your story above is a fabrication and therefore you are banned.
qwerty is also banned for being an accessory to the fabrication.
 
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Banned for exhibiting an attitude similar to that of Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouquet), from the television series 'Keeping up Appearances'.

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Who are you to stifle someone's mode of expression?
For Reverse Snobbery toward H. Bouquet and Poster #926,
I unilaterally take it upon myself, humbly,
to represent some unknown quantity of members,
who due to having real-life activities to pursue,
are not at this time present to unite in saying,
"You are Banned."
If there had been any recourse to this action, I surely would have exercised
mercy. No one has come to my aid; no one has come to the aid of Poster #927.
She and I are equally victims.




This means: You are Banned.

Hyacinth Bouquet..."Today could be the day I’m mistaken for someone important."
 
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I ban you cos a man has gotta do what a man has gotta do!

Edited to remove the 'e'. Oops, just added six. No seven. Nine. Ten. Eleven. No, thirteen..... (*sigh*)
 
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There are two reasons for my writing at this time to inform you of a change in your access to this thread.

1. Your Post #930 shows a lamentable paucity of the most frequently used letter in the English language. The letter E appears only once in the post. The expected rate of appearance of the letter E in communications written in English is, on average, in excess of 10% more than the rate at which you displayed the letter E in your post #930.

2. In addition to the letter usage issue, the content of your post is in question. What a man 'has gotta do' is left entirely up to the imagination of the reader. This ambiguity places a burden upon the reader. Disambiguation consisting of a list of several (more than two, but not very many) things 'a man has gotta do' is recommended if you choose to apply for reinstatement in this thread.

Thus, for reasons of form and content which have nothing to do with any personal wish to participate in a ritualized
relationship of 'go away closer' with you or any other person in order to experience benign confrontation
in a playful manner at a safe distance,
your access to this thread must be curtailed.

Thank you for your attention.

BANNED
 
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There are two reasons for my writing at this time to inform you of a change in your access to this thread.

1. Your Post #930 shows a lamentable paucity of the most frequently used letter in the English language. The letter E appears only once in the post. The expected rate of appearance of the letter E in communications written in English is, on average, in excess of 10% more than the rate at which you displayed the letter E in your post #930.

2. In addition to the letter usage issue, the content of your post is in question. What a man 'has gotta do' is left entirely up to the imagination of the reader. This ambiguity places a burden upon the reader. Disambiguation consisting of a list of several (more than two, but not very many) things 'a man has gotta do' is recommended if you choose to apply for reinstatement in this thread.

Thus, for reasons of form and content which have nothing to do with any personal wish to participate in a ritualized
relationship of 'go away closer' with you or any other person in order to experience benign confrontation
in a playful manner at a safe distance,
your access to this thread must be curtailed.

Thank you for your attention.

BANNED
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Banned for a fine understanding and demonstration of aspie bureaucratese ("go away closer"). Also, I'd like to hire you for my next project.
 
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I've always wanted to be one of those people
who could just say a thing without thinking
it was necessary to explain what I mean, but
you have somehow elicited a explanation from me,
probably with secret herbal concoctions from those
plants in your garden & I don't know what the delivery system was,
but this sort of thing must cease.

:cherryblossom:BANNED.
 
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