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Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible

A guy has a really bad day, then has it again and again and again. Eventually, he rents a place in town.

Groundhog Day
 
Keeping an endangered animal in captivity can bring a family and community together.

Prancer
 
Government official enforces strict lockdown, bans all holiday celebrations. No church, no singing, no large crowds, no family gatherings, no gifts.

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
 
A short autistic factory worker with a special interest in dentistry gets in trouble for daydreaming at work. He takes off with a forest animal with complexion issues.

Together, they discover an island run by King Aslan from Narnia, where all the toys are sort of weirdly constructed (probably by the guy who was studying dentistry instead of paying attention to his work).

They get kidnapped by a big hairy bum and dragged off to his campsite. A mountain man pushes the bum off a cliff and later they all go home, and the bum is now reformed and has a job in interior design.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
 
Santa's tomb is found. He then sends his little helpers to kidnap children so that he can spank them.
Rare Exports
 
They should have just stayed in the big woods and went to sugaring dances.

Little House on the Prairie
 
Long ago, a smart girl in a backwards, prejudiced town (that in modern days would be full of burnt out trailers and liquor stores), finds love in a bitter wealthy man.

Beauty and the Beast
 
The "moral" of this movie is that releasing domesticated animals from captivity is more important than freeing trafficked child slaves.

In The Last Jedi

These were rescued from slavery
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But not these
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