Luckily, I showed up late to the party.
The battery on your laptop was hovering dangerously below 3%, which equaled exactly five minutes of battery life.
As my eyes were transfixed on adorable felines popping in and out of boxes, and getting tangled in yarn, the battery was quickly meeting its demise.
I was shocked back into reality by the screen going black. I shook my head vigorously, and got my senses back. You have a five minute head start? I could easily catch up with you.
I whip around and little did I know, you were right behind me, staring at the laptop too. You couldn't take your eyes out of the little kitties.
You lunge towards the laptop, charger cable in hand. You are addicted to cute cat videos and you need another fix.
As you run past me with the charger cable, I reach into the pocket of your cardigan, and pull out The Cookie.
You have no idea what kind of power you were messing with!
Now, Cookie safe in hand, I sneak out the back exit, through the dimly-lit parking lot, and toward an old tool shed, behind a grove of trees, where I can hide with The Cookie.
The battery on your laptop was hovering dangerously below 3%, which equaled exactly five minutes of battery life.
As my eyes were transfixed on adorable felines popping in and out of boxes, and getting tangled in yarn, the battery was quickly meeting its demise.
I was shocked back into reality by the screen going black. I shook my head vigorously, and got my senses back. You have a five minute head start? I could easily catch up with you.
I whip around and little did I know, you were right behind me, staring at the laptop too. You couldn't take your eyes out of the little kitties.
You lunge towards the laptop, charger cable in hand. You are addicted to cute cat videos and you need another fix.
As you run past me with the charger cable, I reach into the pocket of your cardigan, and pull out The Cookie.
You have no idea what kind of power you were messing with!
Now, Cookie safe in hand, I sneak out the back exit, through the dimly-lit parking lot, and toward an old tool shed, behind a grove of trees, where I can hide with The Cookie.