I pop out of one of the boxes, right in front of you, and you point your "Nerd gun" at me (your words, not mine). I laugh maniacally at you and say "YOU'LL HAVE TO FINISH ME OFF IF YOU WANT THAT COOKIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You pull the trigger on your "Nerd gun" and a little flag pops out the front that says "Please don't break my glasses, or I'll tell my Mommy on you!"
"That's it?" I ask.
"Oh you have no idea! That was just for distraction!" You roar. Suddenly you pet your cat the wrong way up his back, pet him on the stomach, and then throw him at me. As I'm scrambling wildly to get your vicious attack feline off my face, you run away laughing, holding a red dvd case.
Foiled again. But not for long.
See, me and Fluffy Little Mr. Skittlebisquit the Second go way back to when I was working as a double agent at the County Pound. Back then he was known as Mister Waffles, and we had quite the routine. I would tell him what I wanted, money, jewels, cookies, and he would swipe it for me, and bring it back to his kennel. We always split the loot 50/50.
Then one day he was gone. I heard he moved down south, looking for a more steady home, where he could lay low for a few years, really grow his hair out, without being noticed by the fuzz, ya know.
I beg him to get the cookie from you. "No can do" he says, "I've got a good thing going, and I'm not going to ruin it for some low down, cheap cookie thief".
"Fine" I say, "I guess I am on my own." He just turns his head and licks his shoulder, which is cat for "I couldn't care less". He then meows softly and scampers out the door in the direction you ran.
As I'm pacing back and forth, dodging around half-built tricycles, I notice a Netflix case on the floor. "No way!?!!!" I exclaim. Sure enough the label reads "Xena: Warrior Princess- Best of Season Two".
"Yessss!" I shout. I open it and there, oh joy, is the cookie. You grabbed the wrong case! Yes, yes yes! I walk out the door and decide to head out to sea, looking for the first ship in need of a extra hand on deck.
You pull the trigger on your "Nerd gun" and a little flag pops out the front that says "Please don't break my glasses, or I'll tell my Mommy on you!"
"That's it?" I ask.
"Oh you have no idea! That was just for distraction!" You roar. Suddenly you pet your cat the wrong way up his back, pet him on the stomach, and then throw him at me. As I'm scrambling wildly to get your vicious attack feline off my face, you run away laughing, holding a red dvd case.
Foiled again. But not for long.
See, me and Fluffy Little Mr. Skittlebisquit the Second go way back to when I was working as a double agent at the County Pound. Back then he was known as Mister Waffles, and we had quite the routine. I would tell him what I wanted, money, jewels, cookies, and he would swipe it for me, and bring it back to his kennel. We always split the loot 50/50.
Then one day he was gone. I heard he moved down south, looking for a more steady home, where he could lay low for a few years, really grow his hair out, without being noticed by the fuzz, ya know.
I beg him to get the cookie from you. "No can do" he says, "I've got a good thing going, and I'm not going to ruin it for some low down, cheap cookie thief".
"Fine" I say, "I guess I am on my own." He just turns his head and licks his shoulder, which is cat for "I couldn't care less". He then meows softly and scampers out the door in the direction you ran.
As I'm pacing back and forth, dodging around half-built tricycles, I notice a Netflix case on the floor. "No way!?!!!" I exclaim. Sure enough the label reads "Xena: Warrior Princess- Best of Season Two".
"Yessss!" I shout. I open it and there, oh joy, is the cookie. You grabbed the wrong case! Yes, yes yes! I walk out the door and decide to head out to sea, looking for the first ship in need of a extra hand on deck.
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