You had Q seduce my secretary? Are you even being serious right now? Well then, well i... do you have any idea how hard it is to find a pagan warrior princess who is willing to do office work?
Why do all my rivals live in tall buildings in large cities? All of these thoughts and worse go bouncing thru my cookie obsessed mind as i am tying off my rope to a convenient air handler on top of @Yeshuasdaughter building.
I carefully step into my harness, and secure it over my matte black nomex suit, and don a ski mask for my upcoming adventure. Why the skimask you ask? Its traditional, hey im an old fashioned guy.
I carefully repel down 12 stories, and hovering in front of a window, begin to carefully cut a circle in the glass. I look in checking for deadly lasers, pressure pads, tigers( you never know these days) and seeing that the coast is clear, i carefully enter the building
I tiptoe over to the fridge and look in the cupboard above it, where all people think to hide almost everything. ( my own similar cupboard contains a giant tarantula with a paintball gun) sure enough there it is. The cookie
This time i am sure to prevail, as i have brought with me a nearly identical replica, also contained in tupperware, to swap out with the original. As i ponder how devious and clever i am i almost breakout into maniacal laughter, but stop myself with a proven method.
I imagine being in an uber with justen bieber and ellen degeneres who are telling eachother how much they admire eachother! My blood runs cold. Whew! That was close!
I let myself out the door, with the cookie, and slip out into the night..
.
Why do all my rivals live in tall buildings in large cities? All of these thoughts and worse go bouncing thru my cookie obsessed mind as i am tying off my rope to a convenient air handler on top of @Yeshuasdaughter building.
I carefully step into my harness, and secure it over my matte black nomex suit, and don a ski mask for my upcoming adventure. Why the skimask you ask? Its traditional, hey im an old fashioned guy.
I carefully repel down 12 stories, and hovering in front of a window, begin to carefully cut a circle in the glass. I look in checking for deadly lasers, pressure pads, tigers( you never know these days) and seeing that the coast is clear, i carefully enter the building
I tiptoe over to the fridge and look in the cupboard above it, where all people think to hide almost everything. ( my own similar cupboard contains a giant tarantula with a paintball gun) sure enough there it is. The cookie
This time i am sure to prevail, as i have brought with me a nearly identical replica, also contained in tupperware, to swap out with the original. As i ponder how devious and clever i am i almost breakout into maniacal laughter, but stop myself with a proven method.
I imagine being in an uber with justen bieber and ellen degeneres who are telling eachother how much they admire eachother! My blood runs cold. Whew! That was close!
I let myself out the door, with the cookie, and slip out into the night..
.