GET the COOKIE

[the_tortoise]

Would you believe I recently became acquainted with The Doctor? We went back in the Tardis to caught the cookie as it was falling.

I sealed the cookie inside an empty, water-tight jar, and threw the jar into the middle of the pacific ocean.

 

[StephF]

I was fishing for marlins, caught one and when I dissected it for gutting & cleaning I found the jar.

I hired a samurai to convey the cookie to the prime minister of Japan with orders to kill anyone who tries to get the cookie.

 

[Reedstorm17]

I erase the prime minister of Japan's memory.

 

[Butterfly88]

Now that Reedstorm17 has erased his memory, I bake a cake and trade him the cookie for my cake.

 

[Reedstorm17]

I trade you a pie for the cookie.

 

[Butterfly88]

I eat the pie (it was delicious, thank you) and then have your cat fetch me the cookie.

 

[Reedstorm17]

I take my cat's canned food out of the fridge, so he promptly forgets about the cookie.

 

[tree]

When Reedstorm17 took the canned food out, her cat forgot
about the cookie which had been concealed under his paw. I
grabbed the cookie and hid it on a plate of cookies somebody
set out for Santa Claus, so it's in plain sight, but still a mystery,
because how will you be able to select the correct cookie?

 

[Reedstorm17]

I dress up as Santa Claus, take the entire plate of cookies, and escape with the reindeer.

 

[Flinty]

Donner is unable to continue, so I replace him with Olive, which causes a medium-speed descent that allows me to intercept in an airship. I then gently float to Hudson Bay and feed the remaining non-object cookies to the polar bears in exchange for guarding the object cookie and me.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Thanks to global warming, the iceberg melts. Still there in my Santa suit, I grab the cookie and hide it under my hat.

 

[the_tortoise]

I befriend a crow and ask him to partner up with a friend to steal the cookie off your head. He and another crow in his family wait for you to move into the open for a moment and then they swoop down together -- my crow-friend nabs the cookie right after his relative removes your santa hat. They fly away and hide the cookie in their nest.

 

[Reedstorm17]

When the birds have hatched, the nest is abandoned. I take a leaf blower and knock it down, then take the cookie.

 

[Butterfly88]

I get @tree to help me since she is a tree, the nest was in her branches. I steal the cookie from reedstorm who is still on the branches.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

I swat you as you're a butterfly, you drop the cookie.

I put it up my jumper
tie my jumper to a rocket and send it into orbit.

Unfortunately i forgot to take off my jumper and i am now orbiting the earth with a cookie up my jumper.

 

[Flinty]

I magically turn your jumper into cables and use them to restart my airship. You are too constricted to stop me from taking the cookie. I then give the cookie to a typical politician, who puts it somewhere that he forgets immediately.

 

[Reedstorm17]

Yeah. His pocket! That was easy to get ahold of.

 

[tree]

While security guards are chasing Reedstorm for
the theft of a politician's pocket, the cookie bounces out
into the snow. I roll a snow ball with the cookie in the
center and put it in the pile of all the rest of my snowballs
in my snowfort.

There are 75 snowballs.

 

[Flinty]

The trombonist that doesn't get hit is responsible for finding the cookie. Once that is complete, I hide it in a North Korean prison. The cookie, its children, and its children's children will remain there for the rest of their lives.

 

[OrSomething]

Except not, because World War III starts, and the North Korean prison is bombed. I dig the cookie out from the rubble. A group of people is going into space to escape the war, and I send the cookie with them.