I wish death upon a single spider.

[Jonn]

This is a selfie of me, when I was much younger:

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[Metalhead]

Spoiler: joke

He may have gone to a better place.
May he R.I.P.

Nope. My spidey sense tells me you killed Uncle Ben. I am coming for your life now.

Actually, the Benadryl helped. My wrist is almost back to normal now.

 

[Metalhead]

If one really wants to be disturbed, go to YouTube and look up the Spider Scene from Lucio Fulci's The Beyond. A guy falls off a ladder and a group of tarantulas eat his face. One of the best horror kill scenes of all time.

 

[paloftoon]

Nope. My spidey sense tells me you killed Uncle Ben. I am coming for your life now.

Actually, the Benadryl helped. My wrist is almost back to normal now.

Ben's Original - Wikipedia
I highly doubt you were implying rice, and apparently they changed the name, but Ben's Original used to be called Uncle Ben's. I remembered it as Uncle Ben's and just learned today that it is now Ben's Original, lol.

Brands Shed Racist Namesakes
Wow, is hard to keep up, but the changes make sense. I'm really glad to hear they banned Confederate flags at NASCAR now because I feel that is really insensitive. Apparently, there is only one black driver in NASCAR currently.
There are only about 4 Asian American NASCAR drivers as well apparently- 1 of them looks like a beautiful Caucasian man too. It does kind of go to show that we, as a society, even unconsciously have made race a negative factor and now, we'll try to hopefully be more positively conscientious to be reasonably inclusive to more people. You certainly have concerns that people have been placed in certain positions because of race but have lack of qualifications, but then one also can argue that some minorities were not given opportunities in the past because of race. Sorry to totally change the direction of this thread, but it was on my mind.

 

[paloftoon]

Nope. My spidey sense tells me you killed Uncle Ben. I am coming for your life now.

Actually, the Benadryl helped. My wrist is almost back to normal now.

Oh, there is an Uncle Ben in a Spiderman movie.
So, it wasn't a totally random comment.
Uncle Ben - Wikipedia.

 

[Xinyta]

Well. This is akward.

 

[Tom]

It's possible I guess, that is was a spider, but my own guesswork has been to associate night or other unnoticed bites to biting mosquitos, gnats, fleas, ticks, etc. Bugs that basically are trying to bite you. Spiders as far as I know only bite something as large as a person in defense/when feeling threatened.

I have gotten plenty of bites inside and out from living in a forest area by a stream. I also have had up to 4 dogs that sleep with me, and while they are protected against fleas and ticks I am not. The worst bites last about 10 days itching. I also get itches from various plants (poison ivy, etc).

My go to is an antihistimine like you and also a anti-itch cream. Often it takes both and sometimes even both doesn't completely stop it, but it always helps. For severe cases of poison ivy a doctor can prescribe you steroid type meds as well.

 

[Jonn]

If one really wants to be disturbed, go to YouTube and look up the Spider Scene from Lucio Fulci's The Beyond. A guy falls off a ladder and a group of tarantulas eat his face. One of the best horror kill scenes of all time.

"Better" than "The Human Centipede"?

 

[SusanLR]

From spiders to rice to centipedes. This is a diverse post!
How about a story where the spider finds centipedes in the rice?

I've never seen The Human Centipede. I just looked it up and agree, technically,
the first person could not sustain the second and third, let alone 11 more like in no. 3.

At least @Metalhead is doing alright.

 

[Jonn]

From spiders to rice to centipedes. This is a diverse post!

This is an autistic website.

I've never seen The Human Centipede. I just looked it up and agree, technically,
the first person could not sustain the second and third, let alone 11 more like in no. 3.

I have never watched The Human Centipede.
The concept grossed me out too much when I was younger.
I was surprised they allowed it on TV.
"Me strong like bull" in a china-shop, now.

At least @Metalhead is doing alright.

He is strong like bull, too, in his own way.

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Nice legs, BTW...
All of them.

 

[SusanLR]

This is an autistic website.

I have never watched The Human Centipede.
The concept grossed me out too much when I was younger.
I was surprised they allowed it on TV.
"Me strong like bull" in a china-shop, now.


He is strong like bull, too, in his own way.

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Nice legs, BTW...
All of them.

Strong like bull now. Meaning you can watch gross movies now?
Yeah, as a kid, I probably would have felt the same.

@Metalhead, he is strong. Much progress.

Nice legs that go all the way up...

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[Metalhead]

Spiders suck and not in that fun gay way. My hand still hurts. (Insert expletive here) spider bites!

 

[SusanLR]

Spiders suck and not in that fun gay way. My hand still hurts. (Insert expletive here) spider bites!

Keep an eye open for red streaks going out from center of bite.
This could be sepsis. A blood infection.
Need to see a doctor for that immediately if it should happen.

A neighbor was stung by a bee and got sepsis.
Take care.

 

[Metalhead]

I do not have sepsis. My hand is almost completely back to normal now.

I was hoping to develop super powers through this spider bite. That did not happen this time.

 

[mysterionz]

reminds me of this news article where ppl saw this aussie man screaming at what they thought was his GF, so -police were called. however upon investigation it was a spider, where the man was screaming that he was gonna squish the spider!

 

[mysterionz]

reminds me of this news article where ppl saw this aussie man screaming at what they thought was his GF, so -police were called. however upon investigation it was a spider, where the man was screaming that he was gonna squish the spider!

Police in Sydney called after man chasing spider mistaken for domestic violence

 

[Metalhead]

My left hand is still too sore to function at full capacity. Whatever bit it sure did a nasty number on it. I thought it would have completely healed by now.

 

[DeFunkCat]

I usually do not hate spiders, but there is one spider I hate. A nasty and vicious and mean bug that bit my left hand while I was sleeping.

Save all the spiders except for that one.

Benadryl has been my friend the last couple of days.

I am a fan of all spiders. They all have their place. That place is not on me however. Hope you recover quickly.

 

[WhitewaterWoman]

My left hand is still too sore to function at full capacity. Whatever bit it sure did a nasty number on it. I thought it would have completely healed by now.

It is not unusual for spider bites to take a long time to heal. Much longer than one would think.

 

[WhitewaterWoman]

I am a fan of all spiders. They all have their place. That place is not on me however. Hope you recover quickly.

I’m also fond of spiders. Some of them live perched in the corners of my rooms. The big wolf spiders usually find their way back outside on their own.

When I moved to my little house in the swamp, there were lots of the large yellow garden spiders, with their distinctive zig-zag webs around outside. They have since left, which has saddened me. The clown face spiders are still around.