Last person to post wins.

[tree]

Can I have a coffee with my cheese please?

Yes, you may.
Meanwhile, I race off to win...

 

[qwerty]

awww I was hoping everyone would get caught up in that revolutionary nonsense so I could sneak off with the win..Oh wait, I am winning *runs off holding the win firmly under one arm*

 

[tree]

qwerty Are you sure that's what's under your arm?

 

[zurb]

Thanks for the coffee.

 

[tree]

Do you need a refill?

 

[zurb]

No thanks. Trying to cut down.

 

[tree]

OK

 

[qwerty]

OK

I had one just like that, except with a lighter coloured handle and very weathered , split open my head, about 7 years ago.

 

[tree]

Yes.
That was poor.
I'm sorry that happened.

 

[Tia Maria]

Ahh, at last .... all asleep. (Even that power hungry mad tyrant & sugary snack pusher Tree! I wouldn't have minded but I never got a donut!! )

(I better be quiet about this win because I see the machetes have come out. oh my. )

 

[Tia Maria]

Everyone really is sleeping! So I may get to hold this win for longer than the typical few minutes which I'll savor since I missed out on the coffee & donuts served earlier today.

 

[tree]

Clarifications/Announcements:
The machete was to help zurb cut down on his coffee.
Doughnuts & coffee/tea are still available.

To be perfectly fair, the refreshments should be available only to
those who posted prior to my obvious triumph on Tuesday.
I offered them yesterday as consolation for
my WIN. I will continue today with that offer.

You really shouldn't take a doughnut though,
unless you aren't posting.

But if your lust for dominance and/or doughnuts is such that you
really must post, that is your decision.

Update:
Meanwhile, I win.

 

[zurb]

just popping in to to check I'm still leading

 

[tree]

 

[zurb]

who wins? the cat or the tree?
Oh! It's me!

 

[tree]

Going for the snappy repartee,
instead of the Queen, eh?

 

[zurb]

I can go for the queen instead?

 

[tree]

That's what I saw......

 

[zurb]

ok

 

[tree]

funny how that happens
sometimes