Well, I finally got to try this thing.
Firstly, the controls: Using it in it's default state is an absolute "not bloody happening". I've used alot of controllers in my time... that's the worst of all of them. Well, almost the worst. There's still the 360 controller and the ancient Intellivision one. Damn thing is nearly unusable to me. I can barely even hold it. And whoever put that right stick in the place it is should be fired and banished to Jupiter.
So I'll have to get an actual controller to play these. Needless to say, motion nonsense also isnt bloody happening.
I'm not even going to bother trying to detatch the side things and use them that way. They'll end up embedded in the wall.
Godawful nightmare controls aside, it's a decent enough machine. Though the portability aspect is completely lost on me, with the hell controls, so that's a minus. An actual controller wouldnt work in that situation.
My brother left the thing with me to try out, and he has Zelda and Mario Kart, so all I've played is Mario Kart. I never could get into that one much.... too random and frustrating.... but it gave me a sense of what the thing is like. As before I dont care about Zelda. After about an hour, I've had my fill of Kart, so the testing is done for now.
I'll probably buy one, though it'll be bloody expensive. Particularly considering the price of that controller. Always these things are expensive. I'm used to using my PS4 controller for absolutely everything except Mario Maker and Splatoon.
As games go, I'm after Arms, Splatoon, and probably that Tetris one. I'm not sure of much else. Even that Mario game... that looks like it could be, uh, rather unfortunate. Reminds me of Sonic '06 from what I've seen, not a good thing, so I'll be waiting on full reviews and playthrough videos before touching that. Normally I love every Mario game, but there's the occaisional exception (like Galaxy, couldnt stand that one). I was considering getting Isaac, but if the thing is unusable in it's portable state, there's really no point. I'd end up just playing it in a spot where I could just use my laptop (and thus the PS4 controller) anyway. ...Besides, there's those unlocks. Just... no. Never again. Ends up being not many games, but... sadly, that's still then the (modern) console I'd have the most games for. Wii U, I have exactly two, and PS4, I have.... probably one? I havent seen the thing in awhile. Honestly I dont know why I even keep it around.
The only thing that bugs me is the same thing that always bugs me with games like these though, which is that getting the full experience requires online play. For the billionth time, I wish advanced AI was here already so I didnt have to deal with anyone online or wait in stupid lobbies. I am very, very glad Nintendo doesnt do voice chat though. That's one festival of asshattery I wont be missing.