Did you hear about the divorced Barbie yet?
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Orange Glasses
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The one I posted above couldn’t have been divorced because she was never married.
I have Happy Bunny floor mats in my 4Runner that say "Driving like a psycho is fun!"
The divorced Barbie comes will all of Ken's stuff
I made up a couple of fake Barbie’s myself!
Crazy Cat Lady Barbie- She comes dressed in a dirty old dress, has messy hair, and 120000 cats of all sizes! Medication, Kitty Litter, and Cat Food not included.
Minimum Wage Walmart Edition- Barbie comes in a work uniform, has a dented rusted 1970s station wagon complete with bent antenna, has a scowl on her face, and says fun phrases like “I get paid minimum wage to put up with idiots like you?” and “I already told you that we only accept returns unopened! UNOPENED YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Minimum Wage McDonald’s Edition- Comes with everything Minimum Wage Walmart Edition comes with only with a McDonald’s uniform and she says fun phrases like “What do ya want, fatty?” and “If you don’t give me a raise right now, something other than fries is going into the deep fryer!”
Nuclear Plant Barbie- Comes dressed in a white lab coat and has glow in the dark radiation and real balding action!
Crazy Cat Lady Barbie- She comes dressed in a dirty old dress, has messy hair, and 120000 cats of all sizes! Medication, Kitty Litter, and Cat Food not included.
Minimum Wage Walmart Edition- Barbie comes in a work uniform, has a dented rusted 1970s station wagon complete with bent antenna, has a scowl on her face, and says fun phrases like “I get paid minimum wage to put up with idiots like you?” and “I already told you that we only accept returns unopened! UNOPENED YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Minimum Wage McDonald’s Edition- Comes with everything Minimum Wage Walmart Edition comes with only with a McDonald’s uniform and she says fun phrases like “What do ya want, fatty?” and “If you don’t give me a raise right now, something other than fries is going into the deep fryer!”
Nuclear Plant Barbie- Comes dressed in a white lab coat and has glow in the dark radiation and real balding action!
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Orange Glasses
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