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Post What You Wish You Had Said To Whomever Was Last Rude To You.

MildredHubble

MildredHubble

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I thought I would start this as a few of us (myself included) have been feeling disheartened by people's behaviour at times. So I thought this could be a bit therapeutic. Post memes or diatribes, witty retorts and rhetoric that you wish you had said but nerves or mutism got in your way. Let's keep it PG13 as always! But otherwise go nuts!

I will get us started...

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What I want to say to people who insult me is generally not PG-13 lol.
So here is an edited version

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Everyone who loved you was mistaken.

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You're not pretty enough to be stupid,
Or stupid enough to be fun,
Though you write very much, it is true, kid,
We read and say "Thank God you're done."
The days you open your piehole,
Your brain falls out. Now it's on tour--
If intelligent speech is a garden
I count on your words for manure.

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I'm sad to say (Alas, it's true)
the very last thing I would do,
Is something not so nice to you.

Perchance I push you down the stair,
Or burn your necktie, pull your hair,
Or kick, quite hard, your derriere?

To harm you (prancing, painted cyst),
Last thing I do: but I insist
You bear in mind it's on my list.

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When I am doing something dumb, illegal, or immature, I will make sure to name it after you.

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Few brain cells, few brain cells,
All hard at work, all hard at work,
Some poor village's idiot,
Brains as small as a hazelnut
Barely holding your butthole shut,
With few brain cells


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MildredHubble said:
I thought I would start this as a few of us (myself included) have been feeling disheartened by people's behaviour at times. So I thought this could be a bit therapeutic. Post memes or diatribes, witty retorts and rhetoric that you wish you had said but nerves or mutism got in your way. Let's keep it PG13 as always! But otherwise go nuts!

I will get us started...

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I shall remember this forever.
 
I am not a mind reader.
Why do you get angry when I don't know what you're talking about even though
it doesn't make sense?

You can't always get what you want, but if you open your mouth and clearly state what you want and need, 9 times out of 10 your spouse will respond positively.​

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My boss is doing it regularly to me. Yesterday he apologised. Seemed better, backed off and was politer.

Today he's in a rubbish mood and it's back to snarky, impatient and condescending comments.

Ed
 
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