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Puns

What is an autistic's favorite pasta?
Routini!
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During this year's TP shortage, I ordered a bottle bidet (a.k.a. a travel or portable bidet).
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Aiming it takes some getting used to, but with practice, you can be a crack shot in no time...!
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There is this rich man name Bates. He has a butler that works in his house. The butler has to address him as "Master Bates".
 
Q: What's the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?
A: There's a whole world of difference...!
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(Antipode humor isn't as appreciated as you might expect...)
 
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