Puns

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[Crossbreed]

This is why we need a rating...!

 

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I hope that he was discriminating enough to only choose the "great" outdoors...

 

[FreeDiver]

Because of COVID, some governments may start charging people a fee when they cough in public. They call this the "cough fee".

 

[FreeDiver]

This is why we need a rating...!

NO! This is why we need "A" rating.

 

[dhl02]

Why are people in Moscow always tired?
Because they're Russian around

I wanted to buy some land in Scandinavia but there was Norway I could fjord it.

Why was the Danish identity theft victim clueless about current events?
He was Bjorn yesterday.

 

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[Crossbreed]

(So, T. rex may not have been a killer, after all...?)​

 

[ASD_Geek]

Jafar lets off a few puns here:

Love that part!

 

[Crossbreed]

Q: What is the favorite pasta of a dishonest stage critic...?

Spoiler

A: Rigatoni...!

 

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[GrownupGirl]

I saw this comic the other day, except the T Rex was saying "Why is Bruce Banner never naked whenever he changes into The Incredible Hulk? Because the radiation experiments affected his jeans!" (genes)

 

[GrownupGirl]

There's a song that Rowlf the piano-playing dog on The Muppet Show sang about how he's done things like taken Easter Eggs and made them dye, saw the salad dressing (his face got radish), and he's whipped cream and even once made a melon bawl! But he's never harmed an onion, so why do onions always make him cry?

 

[Metalhead]

What has two butts and kills people?

Spoiler: The answer

An assassin.

 

[watersprite]

I forgot where I heard this.

It’s true: we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway.

 

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