Share good puns and jokes.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

My son spent the first 2 years of his life only eating orange foods. Carrots, sweetpotatoes and those little fishy crackers. His nose was orange.

There was this healthy foods advocate that died from beta carotene poisoning because he drank over 10 gallons of carrot juice in little over a week. He turned bright yellow before he died.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

I can relate to this

 

[Metalhead]

I can relate to this
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Hey, I have six pack abs. My abs are made out of many six packs of beer.

 

[Crossbreed]

Hey, I have six pack abs. My abs are made out of many six packs of beer.

(Real men have kegs...!)

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[maycontainthunder]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[Crossbreed]

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The average human has one testicle and one ovary...!

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

The first time I saw this it was unexpected and I couldn’t stop laughing and couldn’t breathe for a while.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Crossbreed]

The first time I saw this it was unexpected and I couldn’t stop laughing and couldn’t breathe for a while.
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(Could you type out the punchline? I can't read it behind the expiration date.)

 

[Luca]

(Could you type out the punchline? I can't read it behind the expiration date.)

That’s the joke

 

[Gerontius]

I saw "why so sour" in there but the expiration date was funny too. I guess food yelling its expiration date is like going out in a park with a big sign with THE END IS NIGH! or something like that on it.

 

[Luca]

I saw "why so sour" in there but the expiration date was funny too. I guess food yelling its expiration date is like going out in a park with a big sign with THE END IS NIGH! or something like that on it.

I think that is what it says lol.
It was shown to me with the expiration date being the punchline though, and that’s why I laughed so hard