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[Crossbreed]

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a girl kills the first woman she meets. Then she teams up with three strangers to kill again. 'The Wizard of Oz,' "

(You cannot have a tornado without "spin." )

 

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[Metalhead]

 

[Luca]

 

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[autism-and-autotune]

I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

*groans*

 

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[Streetwise]

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[autism-and-autotune]

Why did Bach come home from school sad one day?


Because his girlfriend Baroque up with him.

 

[Outdated]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It wanted to see a man lay a brick.

 

[Xickin]

I was talking to my partner today about how she was feeling depressed, and how it had been like a roller coaster. "I am depressed, I'm not depressed, I am depressed, I'm not depressed..." I likened her speech pattern more to the Little Engine That Could; in other words: A Lack-O-Motive (Locomotive + Lack of Motivation)

PS A Lack-O-Motive is also a train without any concrete connection to a homicide.

 

[Shevek]

The oh-shun is the maximum dilution pollution solution.

 

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[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

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[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

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[Kisa the tea]

(Possible many won't get this but I have to share)

 

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