Share good puns and jokes.

[Metalhead]

 

[Ame568]

I don't know if anyone did this one yet but why can't the green pepper shoot it's bow? It doesn't habanero

 

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[Shevek]

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets. Then she teams up with three strangers to kill again. - The Wizard of Oz - 8:30 - 10:30"

 

[HenleyMae]

What's a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola

I bought the world's worst thesaurus today. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

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[maycontainthunder]

 

[tree]

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long fa--" when suddenly the horse cuts him off.
"I've heard that a million times. 'Why the long face, haha!' I hear that everywhere I go."
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the bartender. "Other than that, how's your life?"
The horse responds. "Stable."

 

[AdamG]

A string walks into a bar, and causes a ruckus. The bartender bans him.
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A little while later, the string wants to go back, but doesn't want to be recognized. So he ties himself up, and uncurls his ends.
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When he goes back, the bouncer says "Hey, aren't you that string?"
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The string replies "I'm a frayed knot"

 

[Crossbreed]

The mountains aren't just funny,
they're hill areas...!

 

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[GrownupGirl]

"Women say they like guys who are funny and spontaneous, but when you jump out of their closet at 3 AM dressed like a clown they're all like screaming and calling the police."

 

[Kisa the tea]

 

[Shevek]

 

[Crossbreed]

Is that a veterans' memorial...?

 

[Shevek]

Is that a veterans' memorial...?

It is labelled "Soldier Memorial." I think you have to get home to be a veteran.

 

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