Share good puns and jokes.

[Metalhead]

 

[Kisa the tea]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

 

[tree]

 

[Dagan]

Is it a hipp opatomus......or just a "really cool" opatomus ? - Mitch Hedberg

 

[Metalhead]

 

[GrownupGirl]

Doctor: I'm afraid that pain and stiffness in your left knee is just due to old age.
Patient: My right knee is the same age, and it feels just fine.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Misty Avich]

I got fired from my job today, because when we were unpacking boxes a worker told me to just pop the bubble wrap in the corner, so I spent hours sitting in the corner popping it. Hey, I was only doing what I was told.

Warning: This joke might be confusing to Americans.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Mr Alligator]

 

[Crossbreed]

"Have a nice day!"
sounds less menacing than
"Enjoy your next 24 hours..."

 

[tree]

 

[Princess Viola]

A guy walks into a doctor's office and the doctor tells him 'You need an operation'. The guy is shocked and says 'I want a second opinion' and the doctor says, 'OK, you're ugly too.'

 

[Crossbreed]

Patient: I am here for my appointment.
Receptionist: Which doctor...?
Patient: No, a regular one.

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]

 

[Metalhead]