Speaking of Hos...

[Kalinychta]

Why woudn't the skeleton board the pirate ship?

Because the Jolly Roger made him think no skeletons were allowed on board?

 

[Luca]

Dead.

See?? My answer works for that one!!

 

[Kalinychta]

See?? My answer works for that one!!

Which answer?

 

[Callistemon]

To the deer with no eyes, @Kalinychta. By the way, @crewlucaa_ - that was my guess too the first time I heard that one!

 

[Kalinychta]

To the deer with no eyes, @Kalinychta. By the way, @crewlucaa_ - that was my guess too the first time I heard that one!

Ohhh yes, haha!

 

[Suzette]

Only the first four lines were written by Stevenson and included in the novel. The pirates sing it. Someone else wrote the rest and published it as a poem ten years later.

My mistake!

 

[Kalinychta]

My mistake!

Haha I just know my Treasure Island! I’ve read it a million times.

I’m reading about the poem online. It was turned into a song and used in a Broadway musical back in 1901.

How come you posted the poem? Are you reading the book?

 

[Suzette]

Haha I just know my Treasure Island! I’ve read it a million times.

I’m reading about the poem online. It was turned into a song and used in a Broadway musical back in 1901.

How come you posted the poem? Are you reading the book?

No, not right now. I have read it several times though. Its a bit of a joke because @Callistemon was making Ho jokes.

 

[Suzette]

Because the Jolly Roger made him think no skeletons were allowed on board?

Because he had no GUTS! Arrrgh!

 

[Callistemon]

Good one! Arrrrrrrrrr!

Do pirates like arrrrrrromatherapy?

 

[Crossbreed]

More Pirate Humor...
How much do pirates pay for their piercings...?

Spoiler: Answer

A buck an ear...!

 

[Luca]

Which answer?

“What do you call a deer with no eyes?”
“Dead.”

An alternate answer could be “Venison.”

 

[Crossbreed]

The punchline is "No-eye deer," which, in some dialects, sounds like "No idea" (what you are talking about)...

A similar riddle is
"What do you get if you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant...?"

Spoiler: Answer

Elephino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know...!")

 

[Kalinychta]

Its a bit of a joke because @Callistemon was making Ho jokes.

Aahhh, I see. So I’m late to the party.

 

[Kalinychta]

There’s nothing like a little pirate humor to round out the day.

 

[Callistemon]

No, not right now. I have read it several times though. Its a bit of a joke because @Callistemon was making Ho jokes.

Would I do something like that?

I was making BO jokes.

 

[Callistemon]

A similar riddle is
"What do you get if you cross a rhinoceros with an elephant...?"

Spoiler: Answer

Elephino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know...!")

Very good! And now for something completely different.

What do you get if you cross an earthworm with a hedgehog?

Spoiler

Twenty metres of barbed wire.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Spoiler

A woolly jumper.

 

[Suzette]

Aahhh, I see. So I’m late to the party.

You are just the fashionably late Ho. Only the cool kids are fashionably late.

 

[Suzette]

Would I do something like that?

I was making BO jokes.

What did the kid say to the clown? You smell funny!

 

[Callistemon]

"My dog has no nose!"

"Oh no, how does he smell?"

"Terrible!"