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Speaking of Hos...

Callistemon said:
Very good! And now for something completely different.

What do you get if you cross an earthworm with a hedgehog?

Twenty metres of barbed wire.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.
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Very cute!

Though there is a sea cucumber slug that looks like a prickly, fat, worm. It also looks like things you buy in an adult shop (just sayin...):tonguewink:
 
Suzette said:
Very cute!

Though there is a sea cucumber slug that looks like a prickly, fat, worm. It also looks like things you buy in an adult shop (just sayin...):tonguewink:
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I will NEVER understand some people! :fearscream:

But I suppose this is what they mean by "life's great tapestry"... :kissingheart:
 
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! First we're gonna wean you on our operating system. Then we're gonna force you maties to buy entirely new computers for our newest operating system for no good reason!

Now we set sail for Puget Sound! Hoist the colors!

Pirate Ship.jpg


And any of ye who get a Mac will be keel-hauled! You have US now, so you don't need any heroin!
 
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Back in the day some idjit told my mother "I can set you up with more computer than you will EVER need.":weary:
 
crewlucaa_ said:
I thought this thread was going to be about referring to promiscuous women with a certain word that is common in the slang vernacular where I live :tearsofjoy:
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On that note, the male equivalent of a "ho" is a "rake":

rake2
/rāk/
noun
DATED
noun: rake; plural noun: rakes
  1. a fashionable or wealthy man of dissolute or promiscuous habits.
So, apparently one needs both hoes and rakes to sow one's wild oats. Seems a little seedy to me.
 
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