Tell a lie about the person above you

[Flinty]

@Fridgemagnetman is in charge of escalator repairs for the Hudson's Bay Company.

Spoiler

Would you get to downtown Winnipeg already? That escalator's been down for over nine months.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Flinty has a slur campaign on social media trying to put me out of business. It's not going to work buddy.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Fridgemagnetman says under his name "I only have one". Therefore, he doesn't have more than one of anything. He only goes on one website (this one) and he even types everything here on with his one finger.

 

[tree]

@Butterfly88 changed her username from
"Oleomargarine3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196" because it was too hard to remember how
to spell "oleomargarine."

 

[Flinty]

@Sportster is planning to create a new country in the Ellendale area called Central Dakota.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Flinty has a poster of me in his bathroom

 

[pjcnet]

@Fridgemagnetman owns a large hosting company that also hosts ASPIESCentral.

 

[pjcnet]

@Sportster is a high profile member and chief recruiter for an underground militant protest group that is fiercely against modern communications and technology while promoting good old fashioned and traditional family values, he despises the Internet which he refers to as, "an evil disease that has infected society", but still uses it in order to spy on his enemies and also to persuade others to stop using it while recruiting new members to the cause.

 

[Flinty]

@Sportster has a transporter in his basement that gets him to and from Ted Kaczynski's cabin, where he works on finishing the job.

 

[pjcnet]

Most of @Flinty's spare time is spent glued to an old fashioned CRT television watching ageing VHS tape recordings of test cards while reading magazines sent from The Test Card Circle of which he is an avid member, in fact here is a remake of one of his most treasured videos which he's watched from start to finish literally hundreds of times:

(Of course watching it on Youtube isn't as authentic as watching the original broadcast version on an old CRT television!)

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet continues to mine at Uranium City even though he has no way of getting the ore to an operating smelter.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty is Barron Trump's math tutor.

 

[Flinty]

@Sportster has bought an entire state just to have his own private Idaho.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Flinty once stole my sausage while I was eating breakfast. He ran off holding it in front of him in his fist shouting 'sausage' he was arrested two days later still with sausage and a sore throat.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Sportster is the voice of Clifford in the children's show Clifford the Big Red Dog.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Sportster is the voice of Clifford in the children's show Clifford the Big Red Dog.

Butterfly88 loves to do the washing while she travels through time.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Fridgemagnetman owns a laundromat and a time machine.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88 is a member of Survivor, the musical group, and was on Survivor, the reality show.

 

[tree]

@Flinty used to write a weekly gossip column for his high school newspaper.

 

[Flinty]

@tree was the stand-in for Lawrence Taylor during filming of Any Given Sunday.