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Tell a lie about the person above you

(It's out of name order above as I replied to @tree, but literally a second earlier @Flinty posted, I know this as I even refreshed to ensure there wasn't another post before posting, so I deleted my post and while I did that @tree replied to me lol, but here is close to what I wrote earlier.)

@tree isn't human, but a sophisticated artificial intelligence autobot running on a linux server in the Netherlands, the same code with a few different parameters is also currently used as staff members on numerous forums across the Internet. The bot interactively accesses information on the Internet in order to make educational responses to the subject matter in question and by changing different parameters you can even change the artificial personality of the bot.

PS: @tree answered me so quickly before I could delete my post that this proves it.
 
@Sportster has a record breaking worst Internet ping rate and lag, this is because he is a crew member on a top secret manned mission to Mars that has been commissioned by the Chinese government. In his current position it takes just over 13 minutes for the signal to reach Earth and then return to the spacecraft, but this will double when they reach Mars orbit which is going to take just under 4 more long months. Many sites on the Internet are as good as unusable so far out in space, especially when he is lucky to get dial up speed, but with a lot of patience it is possible to use forums such as this one if graphics and media are disabled and @Sportster certainly has a lot of time on his hands. In fact even an utterly terrible Internet connection is an absolute godsend to @Sportster, especially when he is the only English speaking crew member amongst an almost all Chinese crew (his Chinese language skills are poor and he is therefore not getting on too well with his colleges).
 
One of the characters featured on a Magic: the Gathering card named, "Essence Extraction" was in fact greatly inspired by @Flinty's real life appearance. Unfortunately @Flinty was very unhappy with the finished design when he discovered that he was only portrayed as the unnamed "target creature" on the card instead of the main character of interest. This caused a long ongoing bitter dispute with Wizards of the Coast, who published the card against @Flinty's express consent and even now he has never quite forgiven the lead designer, @Butterfly88 for what he describes as insolence. Unfortunately for @Flinty his legal team soon discovered that there was never any formal agreement in writing and worse the company then claimed the likeness of the fictional character portrayed on the card to @Flinty was only purely coincidental, this left @Flinty with no legal options available to him and he also sadly ended up without a cent in royalties.

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(copyright Wizards of the Coast)
 
@Flinty told me that he's Trick or Treating this year
as either "Hello Kitty" or "Dora the Explorer," but
hasn't decided which yet, for sure.
 
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