Tell a lie about the person above you

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is going to throw a Frisbee across Canada in order to help people with disc problems.

 

[tree]

@Flinty won the Canadian Spelling Bee this summer and
has built a hive for her near his grove of sugar maples.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@tree is the tree of knowledge of good and weevils

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman is the world's first sentient fridge magnet.

 

[Butterfly88]

@OrSomething didn't post the message above, her dog did, as she is still the champion lurker who never posts.

 

[OrSomething]

@Butterfly88 is a fly that lives in a butter container.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is reading the only existing copy of Shakespeare's little-known Third Folio.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty helped edit Shakespeare's plays.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething knows what Thomas Pynchon looks like and makes a fine salary off the hush money.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty has the head of a cow, the body of a snake, and the legs of a horse.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething 's life goal is to own as many shoes as Imelda Marcos.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty owns two pairs of shoes: beat-up sneakers and ten-inch stilettos.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is bald due to stress encountered on her Kindergarten graduation march.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty was the one who made my graduation march so stressful.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething is actually a champion lunker. The go to gal for lunking in the northern hemisphere

 

[Butterfly88]

This is a photo I took of @Fridgemagnetman, he looks exactly like this:

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@Butterfly88's names id the truth. She is made of butter with 88 flies stuck in it.
She has to change her name each time a fly lands on her.

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman is the 67th fly.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething keeps throwing dead flies at butterfly88 as she knows how difficult it is to change your name each time.

 

[OrSomething]

@Fridgemagnetman is magnetic and attracts all magnets to him. On the plus side, he repels mosquitoes.