Tell a lie about the person above you

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is an Emergency Husky Replacement in the Iditarod.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty trains the world's first chihuahua-pulled dogsled.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething tests stunts before Super Dave Osborne tries them.

 

[OrSomething]

Sportster can do a quadruple backflip.

 

[Butterfly88]

OrSomething really wanted to have the username OarSomething because she loves paddling canoes but typed in OrSomething by mistake when signing up.

 

[OrSomething]

Butterfly88 is the size of a butterfly, but with abnormally long and thick front legs that enable her to type her posts.

 

[Butterfly88]

@OrSomething took her profile picture herself and it's not edited.

 

[OrSomething]

Butterfly88 captured the rare Autism Butterfly and drew a picture of it for her avatar.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething has petitioned Parliament to make Esperanto the third official Canadian language.

 

[OrSomething]

Whereas Flinty has petitioned for Klingon to be taught in high schools.

 

[OrSomething]

Sportster used to be aged to perfection, but now he's starting to get a little moldy.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is the woman that Dave Schultz sings about in The Penalty Box.

(The scariest thing is that the song isn't that bad, considering the primary occupation of the singer.)

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty lives in a penalty box.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is the person who officially nominated Bob as the new name for the Northwest Territories.

 

[OrSomething]

Saskatchewan was named after one of Flinty's sneezes.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething makes chesterfields out of Chesterfields.

 

[Flinty]

@Sportster is both D. B. Cooper and one of the members of Daft Punk.

 

[tree]

@Flinty wrote & illustrated the WikiHow on the topic
"How to Lie Convincingly"
at the request of Jack Herrick, in 2006.

 

[OrSomething]

@tree is a living lie detector.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething
Was the original horse in the poem 'I have promises to keep and many miles to go before I sleep'