Tell a lie about the person above you

[Flinty]

@pjcnet was the annoying noisy person in the Quiet Revolution.

 

[Joel's Hear]

@Flinty is writing to us from a prison in Pyongyang.
Apparently he and the NK ruler had an argument about whether Kim is a boy's name or a girl's.

 

[OrSomething]

Joel's Hear named his daughters Chevrolet and Corolla, as he thinks those are beautiful names.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething knows where Jimmy Hoffa and D. B. Cooper are.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty knows where Waldo is.

 

[tree]

@OrSomething is guilty of divulging the truth:
Naturally @Flinty would know where
Waldo is since @Flinty is Waldo.

 

[pjcnet]

@tree spends many hours every single day investigating the statements written in this thread so she can confidently come out with statements like above. Also if anyone is found to be lying on this thread she will give them an official written warning and if they dare to lie again they'll be banned for life, she says, "lying or spreading false rumours about other members will not be tolerated". So watch out, the ban hammer is out!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@pjcnet was in the band Ban Hammer in the 80's. Their band broke up after falling out over royalties on their first and only release 'I'm never going to hit you up'
Rik Astley was able to buy the rights to their song for one dollar. He still rings pjcnet up everyday just to laugh.

 

[pjcnet]

@Fridgemagnetman is an avid collector of special Rick Astley merchandise, here is his favourite t-shirt:

He truly believes that Rick Astley will in fact be president one day.

 

[blue_bird]

@pjcnet has appeared on America's Most Wanted, 158 times.

 

[Flinty]

@i-wanna-blue lost to Jim Perry to host the Canadian game show Definition. He then spent the next 15 years sending puzzles in to CTV in the hope that they would use one in the show. It did happen once, but he missed the show due to it being pre-empted by a very special episode of Just Like Mom, the one where Fergie Olver didn't act creepy for once in his life.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty is actually the person responsible for the movie 'Cable Guy'.

 

[Flinty]

@i-wanna-blue is sixth in line to inherit Rupertsland if Canada and the USA are willing to give it up.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty is currently fighting a bitter legal battle against British television production company Ragdoll Productions who produced the very popular children's TV series Teletubbies. He is demanding both recognition and payment from the company since he claims he played the role of the very first giggling sun baby in the series from the mid 1990s, see below:

Ragdoll Productions however claim that a woman named Jess Smith who is now 21 years old at the time of writing in fact played the original role and they have accused @Flinty of "deliberately attempting to extort money from the company", which @Flinty fiercely denies. @Flinty states that he was filmed as the laughing baby many times over a period of approximately a year long before the show was actually produced and that the footage was then used without his families or his consent. He accuses Ragdoll Productions of desperately trying to cover up the real truth by lying about using Jess Smith who he further accuses of accepting a "backhander" to go along with the false story. The legal dispute continues...

Is this @Flinty or Jess Smith?

 

[tree]

@pjcnet is supporting himself by selling the lies
from this thread as autism flash fiction under
his LLC, AspieAF.

 

[OrSomething]

@tree lives in a parallel universe where everything said in this thread is true.

 

[Joel's Hear]

@OrSomething is really a stingless Mayan honeybee.

 

[pjcnet]

@Joel's Hear's real name is Professor James Marshall who has recently been developing artificial bee's brains to implement in flying drones. Eventually he says he will scale down the technology to the actual size of a bee which can then be used to help pollinate crops, however the military are more interested in using the technology for surveillance purposes.

One day @Joel's Hear says he could potentially recreate a human brain.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is the person preventing Yoo-Hoo from being sold in Canada.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty is the actual King/Queen of Canada except for Saskatchewan. Flinty just doesn't like Saskatchewan.