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Tell a lie about the person above you

@Fridgemagnetman is the chief royal podiatrist for King Mswati III of Swaziland.

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As in Royal tradition King Mswati III is about to choose his new wife at the annual Swazi Reed Dance (he currently has 14 wives). As @Fridgemagnetman only knows too well, it is of the utmost importance to ensure the King's feet are in pristine condition both before and after such ceremonies.

@Fridgemagnetman has however been living in sheer terror because since last year he has been having a secret affair with Zena Mahlangu, the King's 12th wife and he knows only too well that the consequences of being discovered would be dreadfully severe. What's worse is Zena has become very dominant and threatened him recently when he last tried to end the precarious relationship, warning him that she will tell the King absolutely everything if he doesn't continue to do everything she desires.

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Zena Mahlangu, King Mswati III's 12th wife.

@Fridgemagnetman is now struggling to work to the extremely high standard expected of him since he is constantly looking over his shoulder fearing that he is about to be arrested, he has already been severely disciplined once by the King recently for very slightly grazing his small toe. The endless pressure of the whole unfortunate situation has become far too much for him to handle and he is now contemplating fleeing and going into deep hiding.
 
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When @Flinty was a very young child he used to sit in his back car seat studying the left and right indicator lights on the dashboard of his family's car, he truly believed that the lights were actually directing the driver.

When @Flinty was a little older and discovered the real truth, he suddenly thought, "what if they really could direct the driver" and this idea soon grew into an obsession. Unfortunately for him he wasn't the first person to invent a car navigation system as this was way back in 1961 when Hidetsugu Yagi designed a very primitive wireless-based system way before he was born. @Flinty was however deeply involved in developing the very first commercially available GPS that was built into the Mazda Eunos Cosmo way back in 1990 and shortly afterwards when he travelled to Holland he became one of the 5 founders of TomTom NV in 1991, well so he claims anyway. Unfortunately within a few days @Flinty allegedly had a massive argument with the other 4 founders and @Flinty walked out without receiving recognition. He still hopes to sue the company in a multi-million dollar lawsuit for damages and loss of earnings, but so far his lawyers still haven't found sufficient evidence that he was in fact an original founder.

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The company that @Flinty claims to have founded with 4 others in 1991.
 
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@Fridgemagnetman has decided to make an amateur fan series production based on the British sitcom Butterflies that first ran from 1978 to 1983, it will be called, "Butterflies the next chapter" and he will play the role of Adam Parkinson that was originally played by Nicholas Lyndhurst. @Fridgemagnetman is however really struggling to find people to cast for the other roles in the series. For instance he is still desperately trying to persuade @tree to play the lead role, Ria Parkinson, but @tree really isn't happy that she has got to act much older for the role. Despite her doubts @Fridgemagnetman is still totally convinced that with just a little makeup she will authentically look a lot like Wendy Craig.

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The original main cast from the British sitcom Butterflies 1978-1983.
 
@Flinty is the actual reason behind Charlie Chaplin's stupid trousers. Apparently Flinty gave it to him as a gift with a note reading... "wear this, or else...".
 
@i-wanna-blue almost wrote YMCA, but insisted on it being called Hosteling International, then ran into problems coming up with a good beat.
 
@Flinty used the live in Liverpool in the UK where he first met his best friend Bob Carolgees at the Sportmans Club in the City Centre in the mid 1970s. One night @Flinty came up with the idea of having a stupid black stuffed dog that spit, thinking that it would be an excellent comedy act. No-one at first thought it would work, but to cut a long story short, @Flinty created the inspiration that lead to the comedy act "Spit The Dog", except the original black stuffed dog has now been upgraded to a hand puppet (please see the video below for more).

Spit The Dog on Saturday morning children's TV show Tiswas, if you look closely you can spot @Flinty in the cage in the background (he's the one of the left front side of the cage, he stayed out of the way since he hated having custard pies in his face). Bob however used to appreciate @Flinty's moral support just by being there when he was performing.
 
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