Tell a lie about the person above you

[Fridgemagnetman]

@OrSomething had the operation to gain extra fingers, she now has 16. Not that she needed them but that she already had 16 finger hats for them after finding them in the street. Thing is, they're not finger hats, no one really knows what they are. Hats from a mouse army,maybe. But people are scared of her now. She has 16 fingers.

 

[pjcnet]

@Fridgemagnetman decided to sell everything he owned until he was left with just the clothes on his back. He then took all the money to his name right down to the very last cent in order to place one huge bet at the bookmakers that Elvis Presley is still alive and will return to Earth in what will be officially announced by the President of the United States as an alien spacecraft from another planet, he says he couldn't believe he managed to get odds of 50,000 to 1 against.

@Fridgemagnetman is now totally broke and homeless, but he remains absolutely certain that very soon everyone who is currently laughing at him will be laughing on the other side of their faces when he claims millions of dollars in winnings.

So that's what really happened to Elvis, well according to @Fridgemagnetman anyway.

PS: Elvis Presley would be 82 years old if he was still alive at the time of writing.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet was that guy who went to a bookmaker to bet in favour of his death within the next six months.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty wants to ban the song "B-I-N-G-O" because it might encourage gambling.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething heads the cheerleading squad for the Brad Jacobs rink.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty is afraid of teal headbands.

 

[Flinty]

@Butterfly88 owns a football that was originally made of pure uranium.

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty bullied John McEnroe in high school.

 

[Buzzerfly]

@i-wanna-blue is wanted by the police in the US for attempting to fill the Grand Canyon with seaweed while on vacation.

 

[OrSomething]

@Buzzerfly makes all her clothes out of seaweed, with shells as accessories.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is trying to get the results of the 1960 Winter Olympics annulled because the entire competition was politically incorrect.

 

[Butterfly88]

@Flinty was George Washington in his former life.

 

[OrSomething]

@Butterfly88 was Cleopatra in her former life.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is testing better nicknames for North Dakota than "Peace Garden State".

 

[blue_bird]

@Flinty's diet consists only of fish fingers and frog's legs.

 

[OrSomething]

@i-wanna-blue accused a restaurant of false advertising when he saw fish fingers on the menu, since fish don't have fingers.

 

[pjcnet]

@OrSomething much prefers to live in a shelter made from cardboard boxes in a side street in the city of Hanoi in Vietnam and spends much of her time there meditating. The local fishmonger kindly charges her laptop for her and a nearby cafe has an open wifi network so she can also access ASPIESCentral, but she's recently spoken about giving her laptop away so she doesn't get attached to any possessions. She has become quite an eccentric celebrity amongst the local shopkeepers and surprisingly even the police who have arranged offers of accommodation on multiple occasions which she continues to reject. When asked why she won't accept any accommodation or a more traditional lifestyle she always answers, "I prefer an uncomplicated existence".

It has later come to light that @OrSomething is actually a very wealthy multi-millionaire and still chooses a life on the street.

@OrSomething's preferred accommodation.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet thought he was attempting to enroll at Stanford University, but has actually enrolled at Stamford University, which is a for-profit institution owned by Phil Donahue and is primarily for learning public speaking.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty was an extra in an episode of Dr. Who in 1980 starring Tom Baker when he played a Marshman, he was going to be scripted into a bigger talking role, but instead fell out with the director after he was caught outside messing about drunk wearing the 4th doctor's hat and scarf which he insisted he'd only borrowed. The director was far from amused as they were about to film when they discovered that the hat and scarf had gone missing and by the time they'd realised who had taken it and finally tracked @Flinty down he'd wasted over an hour of everyone's precious and expensive time, even Tom Baker himself was very annoyed and upset.

There he is caught on camera doing impressions of Tom Baker:

When @Flinty was later asked in a disciplinary hearing why he took it he answered, "for a laugh" and that was the end of his employment with the BBC and in fact his entire acting career.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@pjcnet like to sew little hats for his toes,which he has named. His lifts his feet whenever he is in company and wiggles them pretending his toes are speaking to the people. His toes are his best advocates. He can't speak as himself.