Tell a lie about the person above you

[tree]

@Flinty never makes any startling posts.

 

[OrSomething]

@tree was startled by the fence posts @Flinty was putting up to make a fence, because she knew they came from one of her kin.

 

[pjcnet]

@OrSomething's real father is in fact Jim Carrey.

In 1986 Jim Carrey had a secret affair while officially dating Melissa Womer who he later married in 1987. After he made his mistress pregnant he paid her to remain silent and the baby, @OrSomething was actually secretly adopted not long after being born. Unfortunately Jim's marriage broke up in 1995 when Melissa finally discovered the truth, but still hasn't spoken out about the controversial reason behind the breakup. Even today Jim has managed to keep all this secret from the media and @OrSomething still believes that she was brought up by her real biological parents.

@OrSomething's biological father.

Jim Carrey still regularly pays both his former mistress and his former wife to keep silent about everything, they often blackmail him wanting more and more to continue to stay silent from the media instead of revealing all to everyone including @OrSomething. All this stress and anxiety has sadly caused Jim to age prematurely.

PS: @OrSomething also lies about her age on her profile, she is actually older than 19 and was born in 1987.

 

[OrSomething]

@pjcnet is actually 500 years old. He sold his social aptitude to the devil in exchange for immortality, which is why he now tests as autistic.

 

[Mia]

@Or Something decided she was not going to take it anymore and went outside and dug a hole, which didn't reach to china. In it she threw everything she detested, teen beat magazine, soap opera magazine, reader's digest, her subscription to maclean's and old cd's and games that she now disliked. She set everything on fire, and danced around toasting marshmallows and poked curious people with the marshmallow stick. When the fire died down, she sang four strong winds and covered over the hole. Then went back inside.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

One day mia decided not to take revenge on people

 

[Flinty]

@Fridgemagnetman writes movies for the Lifetime and Hallmark channels.

 

[OrSomething]

@Flinty is a secret fan of the Twilight series, and writes fanfic about how "hawt" and "sexxy" Edward is.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething loved MacLean's so much that she has built a shrine to Allen Fotheringham in her bedroom.

 

[Mia]

@Flinty wrote this poem;

Covered a doughnut with maple syrup,
at the sight of don cherry's tie.
Which made the dog rear up,
and go out to howl at the sky.

 

[OrSomething]

@Mia is such a stereotypical Canadian that she eats poutine with maple syrup after playing hockey near her igloo with a beaver and a goose. She always wins, but she apologizes afterward.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething is the groupie for the Vegas Golden Knights' goaltenders.

Spoiler

This might explain all the injuries.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty is the only guy on his cheerleading squad. He enjoys it, but finds the tops and miniskirts a bit too tight and short.

 

[Flinty]

@OrSomething portrayed one of the Jell-O wrestlers in the video for We Should Be Lovers by Zappacosta.

Spoiler

Yes, a video that was on the actual public airwaves in Canada had Jell-O wrestlers.

 

[pjcnet]

@Flinty see's himself as a better and more talented writer than JK Rowling, but recently worked as the ghostwriter for the book "ANTIGUA: The Land of Fairies, Wizards and Heroes" which out of many thousands of titles sadly got the lowest rating ever on Amazon.

He got paid just $50 for his work by Denise Ellis who is now extremely unhappy as she says that @Flinty has destroyed her good name along with her brother Larry Ellis who is also printed on the cover.

This was supposed to be the first part of a trilogy, but it now looks increasingly unlikely that the 2nd part will ever be released.

The cover of the epic failure of a book that @Flinty wrote (non credited as a ghostwriter).

Despite the criticism @Flinty continues to look for more work at places such as this, so watch out for another epic non credited release that is has really been written by @Flinty soon. He is also trying to get together a few friends with video cameras as he intends to make a movie out of another story he's written, he insists it will be much better than Harry Potter despite being on a shoe string budget.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

@pjcnet likes to sing ‘geordies lost his penka ‘ after he killed his brother he sang it louder than anyone at the funeral. He stole his brothers penka and ,even now,from his padded cell, he won’t tell anyone where his brother Geordies penka is.

 

[pjcnet]

@Fridgemagnetman, now also known as Rev. Fridgemagnetman has founded a new religion called The Church of Magnetism with one main goal which is to "seek enlightenment in how Magnets work, as no other religious source out there can effectively explain the mystical ways that they work.". In his religion magnets, especially fridge magnets are sacred objects and he has devised a holy ceremony that involves the congregation each placing 1 sacred fridge magnet on a fridge, they then all bow down to worship the holy magnetism while he throws iron filings over both the magnets and the bowing congregation.

Here is the official symbol of the church:

He hopes to eventually recruit millions of followers from all over the world and is currently applying to have his new religion officially recognised and therefore tax except.

 

[Flinty]

@pjcnet is currently in Ottawa trying to sabotage the Roar of the Rings competition so that the ice in the final will be so keen that it will be impossible for either team to score points thus leaving the game in an endless loop. Ottawa Senators fans will not be bothered by the team's remaining home games being cancelled because there are no actual Ottawa Senators fans.

 

[OrSomething]

Flinty is actually the last remaining Ottawa Senators fan.

 

[pjcnet]

@OrSomething once tried to join the US Marine Core, but when she was sent to 12 weeks of basic training she thought it would be like going on holiday, she was however shocked to arrive to this:

Spot @OrSomething just past 2:02 on this video, she's in a white striped top 1 row from the front to the right of the centre.

After a couple more minutes of this @OrSomething complained that all the shouting was simply too much information for someone on the autistic spectrum to take, but she was then slapped and balled at by 3 drill instructors who marched her to the Captain's office, she was later discharged that same day.

@OrSomething is still complaining a year later, saying that they didn't make suitable allowances for someone on the autistic spectrum and that they were prejudice against her, but so far she still hasn't got anywhere with this complaint.