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The last thing that made you laugh

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Watching two dogs running around wildly, then kamikaze each other when they tried to run through opposite sides of a doorway.
 
The powerful secret society known as the Lords of the Universe held their annual meeting last night.
Their president, the Lord Chief Controller and Commander Over All Living Things was unable to be present.
His wife wouldn't let him out.

The next event was the annual general meeting of the Society For People Who Think They Are Methods Of Transport.
It's patrons are Mr Robert Carr and Mr Michael Foot. Mr Foot arrived by car and Mr Carr arrived on foot.
Mr Foot launched proceedings by hitting a man who thinks he's an ocean liner over the head with a bottle of champagne.
He then hailed a woman who thinks she's a taxi, boarded her and left.
The whole venture is financed by someone who wishes to remain an omnibus.
 

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